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Guys. We got a bidet.

We figured it would be tough for her to bend around after her back surgery, so we shooped around.


My life will never be the same.
It HAS 6 settings, but anything above 4 would be a death wish. Use 4+ only if you want to simulate being molested by Neptune himself.
3 felt like a zealous lover hastily exploring your secrets.
1-2 are tender but effective.
And you can angle it!!
If I ever meet someone who says that they use settings 4-5, I’m gonna sit down with a glass of scotch, and just let them tell me about their lives. What led you here? Where did this incredible sense of power and confidence come from?
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1. It's a few days late, but wanted to take readers on a short journey I made Friday afternoon on the final day of operation of Three Mile Island. #TMI
2. Growing up in #LancasterCounty, it was nearly impossible to avoid the shadow of the #TMI cooling towers looming large on the banks of the Susquehanna River, steam constantly rising high on the horizon.
3. I wasn't even 2 years old when disaster struck #TMI's Unit 2 reactor. My brother was just a week old. My mother still tells the story of packing the car and getting ready to go to relatives in #SomersetCounty because of the fear of the unknown.
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Out of @twitter until 2019! #seriously #TMI
Just got back on @Twitter !! What did I miss? #happy2019
I made up an @evernote “Tweetable Tweets Backlog” while I was away, all of that is coming!, sorry, if some of it is out of context :) here we go...
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