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Today’s train is filled with old people who have a lot of complaints about problems they are making for themselves. I haven’t read any of my book because they are providing such amazing entertainment.
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First, we have Madame Seat-Hopper. I knew we were in for fun during boarding, when she said “oh, I don’t like this seat. I’ll just sit over there” and picked a different one. She had to move when the seat-owner arrived two minutes later. Harrumphing ensued —
“Why don’t YOU just pick a different seat?” she challenged the ticket holder. Ticket holder stared her down until she got up and chose another different seat.
First stop, new people board. She’s in their group seat for their family of four. She harrumphs and chooses another.
First stop, new people board. She’s in their group seat for their family of four. She harrumphs and chooses another.
