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"Tripe waits"
The first tripe of the season
Is greener than last year’s
It smells like rancid evil
And will surely invoke tears
Although things may be offal now
And life’s a slippery slope
The new year’s tripe delivers us
A solemn song of hope
The first tripe of the season
Is greener than last year’s
It smells like rancid evil
And will surely invoke tears
Although things may be offal now
And life’s a slippery slope
The new year’s tripe delivers us
A solemn song of hope
Although you may have sorrow now
Or feel consumed by hate
Wherever there is sadness
And dejection, tripe will wait
And when you least expect it
You’ll feel a gentle nudge
A warm caress from tender meat
And when you’re ready, hugs
Or feel consumed by hate
Wherever there is sadness
And dejection, tripe will wait
And when you least expect it
You’ll feel a gentle nudge
A warm caress from tender meat
And when you’re ready, hugs
I wrote a Black Friday #Tripe poem last week and then forgot to post it... coming up now cc @TripeUK
"Tripe Friday"
Once a year, around November
All tripe merchants come together
To sell their stock at half the price
To make way for the new year’s tripe
The frenzied buyers fret and pace
There are no losers in this race
Apart from those that failed to show
Whose need for tripe will only grow
All tripe merchants come together
To sell their stock at half the price
To make way for the new year’s tripe
The frenzied buyers fret and pace
There are no losers in this race
Apart from those that failed to show
Whose need for tripe will only grow
As promised, a new #Tripe poem: 'Tripe on a Bike'. H/T to @cafrindorrell whose tweet last week inspired this one. cc @TripeUK
Tripe on a bike, its awkward, of course,
But learning to cycle might open some doors
Can’t reach the pedals, the bell, or the brakes
Bovine stomachs, in lycra, with so much at stake
But learning to cycle might open some doors
Can’t reach the pedals, the bell, or the brakes
Bovine stomachs, in lycra, with so much at stake
‘Tripe can’t deliver itself’, said the cynics
But tripe knows you’ve got to be in it to win it,
So a fine penny farthing was duly obtained
Then once in the saddle, its confidence gained
But tripe knows you’ve got to be in it to win it,
So a fine penny farthing was duly obtained
Then once in the saddle, its confidence gained
