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📢 How to turn your pre-launch startup into a collosal wreckage fireball before it even gets off the ground... in 16 easy steps.
100% tried and tested.
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100% tried and tested.
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1. Firstly, definitely spend a lot on branding.
You'll want 100 branded t-shirts for your future unicorn team and lots of swag to hoard in your cupboards.
You'll want 100 branded t-shirts for your future unicorn team and lots of swag to hoard in your cupboards.
2. Consider shelling out for a billboard ad or two.
Preferably 6 months before you launch and in an out-of-the-way location to keep costs down.
Preferably 6 months before you launch and in an out-of-the-way location to keep costs down.
