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Webster’s Dictionary defines saga as:
a modern heroic narrative resembling the Icelandic saga
Or a long detailed account
Calling Twilight a saga is like calling me vomiting for a week straight a saga.
Let's watch this trash.
#Twilight #BreakingDawn Part 2 #TwilightOnNetflix.
a modern heroic narrative resembling the Icelandic saga
Or a long detailed account
Calling Twilight a saga is like calling me vomiting for a week straight a saga.
Let's watch this trash.
#Twilight #BreakingDawn Part 2 #TwilightOnNetflix.
These movies are the cinematic equivalent of someone taking a sledgehammer to my femur.
Painful, slows me down, and makes me wish the pain would stop.
Unlike being crippled, I should be able to recover from this trash soon enough.
Painful, slows me down, and makes me wish the pain would stop.
Unlike being crippled, I should be able to recover from this trash soon enough.
Why do people like these movies? I would rather figure out how to have a crab navigator my small intestines while it held a switchblade than watch this again.
So beings the live review of #Twilight #Eclipse from the #TwilightSaga on #TwilightOnNetflix.
I have no idea what this is about or why I subject myself to this, but I do have to talk about something important.
Qui huc intrasti omissa spe
I have no idea what this is about or why I subject myself to this, but I do have to talk about something important.
Qui huc intrasti omissa spe
Okay. Before we begin, I need to apologize to Kirsten Stewart. And this isn’t because I was threatened by a grove of sequoias who asked me if I wanted to know what a tree branch tasted going up the ole poop chute.
No, see. I was inform by an organization called People Against Wood Acting Insults. They told me that plank is considered one of the greatest actors to ever come out of the forest. Dare they say one of the best to ever perform in a Birchway Play.
What time is it? It's time to review #Twilight #NewMoon on #Netflix. #TwilightSaga #TwilightOnNetflix
*long sigh*
Yep. Let me just...
*shudders*
Let me just go get ready. I'm doing this sober again.
*puts balled hand to mouth trying to hold back tears*
Let's do this.
*long sigh*
Yep. Let me just...
*shudders*
Let me just go get ready. I'm doing this sober again.
*puts balled hand to mouth trying to hold back tears*
Let's do this.
Before I start I just have to say this.
*longer sigh*
I make bad life choices and that’s what you’re here for.
*longer sigh*
I make bad life choices and that’s what you’re here for.
So tell your friends because I’m doing this for an audience of like 4 fans and this guy who keeps sending me DMs saying “New Moon Can’t Melt Steel Beams.” I don’t know what that means, but…just.
*sobs*
Why would I do this yet again? WHY? WHY????? WHY?????????????????????????
*sobs*
Why would I do this yet again? WHY? WHY????? WHY?????????????????????????
