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Credit goes to: Jessica Baudin-Griffin

Oh, I’m sorry,
Are you offended
By my unicorn fist?
Well, after a year of this government,
I’m feeling
Mighty pissed.

UCP policies tell
Albertans to
Suck it.
Education, health care,
Human rights?
Ya, they’ve fucked it.
These career politicians
Without any
Degrees,
Spend their days
Gaslighting
However they please.

And while we struggle
Our way through a
Global pandemic,
They’re spreading
Ideology like a
Swift epidemic.
And maybe all of this
Was part of their
Plan,
Keep the woman at home,
Reliant on her
“Man”.

But this Mom
Won’t go down without
A fight.
You start messing with kids?
Watch out for
My bite.
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