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And Day 2 of #VMworld kicks off with a keynote, and with it, my livetweeting thread.

"Why are you qualified to give a VMware keynote?"
"I fought a bear once while climbing Everest."
Giving a demo with a made-up company, "VMware Tanzu Tees." You can tell it's made up because they make t-shirts, a business model a human being could understand. #VMworld
A reminder of what Tanzu is. #VMworld
(If you say "Kubernetes" three times a Googler appears to condescend to you until you stop asking questions.)
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If you own the network edge at #VMworld, are you forever after known as an edgelord?
How the hell has Veritas never come out with a product called “in vino?” #VMworld
Cloud by Cisco. “Wait for us!” #VMworld
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I found out I was tagging Duncan in each tweet, don't want to cloud his notifications :) follow here
Joe Beda now coming on stage :)
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And the #VMworld2019 keynote kicks off, with @PGelsinger giving a polite version of the "We Own You" dance to Carbon Black and Pivotal. Thread:
"My daily routine" as @PGelsinger humblebrags about his wake-up at 4AM. If this is what it takes to run a company of VMware's scale, count me out. Good god. #VMworld2019
Talking about the power of technology to change the world for good. That's great. So... about the whole @VMware stuff that thousands of people are here to hear about? Can we get to that maybe? #VMWorld19
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Ready to get a lot of information about today's announcements? I'll be doing some live tweeting of the event. I also recommend following @scott_lowe as he's been doing this for years and will have unique perspectives! #VMworld
@scott_lowe Alright peeps, this will be the live-tweet thread for #vmworld #vmworld2019 . Hope to be able to portray the awesomeness fairly!!
Pat taking the stage! 7 years as CEO. He's been doing great :) "Tech in the age of any" :)
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Takeaways from @Dell financial call today... Dell is taking share across the board...will do $90-$92B in revenue this fy. Setting up for tough compare for next year. Dell citing favorable spending environment, assumptions are 2X GDP for IT spend...
Dell citing attractiveness of 1-stop shopping (end-to-end - edge->core->cloud) I surmise their cloud is VMware with AWS...Since EMC transaction, Dell is posturing as a much more strategic supplier than either Dell or EMC was as an independent company.
new sales comp plans implemented by Dell - @JClarkeatDell fingerprints seen on the enterprise storage biz which he took over about 1 yr ago. Storage was sucking wind post EMC transaction & is now gaining share. I think IDC numbers coming out soon showing Dell EMC gains
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