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Fav costume, besides my kid: cereal killer. #witty 
Also had a kid looking gravely ill, holding a “no needles” sign. He was an anti vaxxer. I’m dead.
It’s over 30 degrees here btw. Big shout out to the dad who was putting all the chocolate into the carry bag cooler that also houses his ice cold beers. 👍
