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Leela
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Observations. #371.
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 BIGOTRY OF HIGH EXPECTATIONS

#WokeStapo: Listen ye Hindus, you cannot celebrate Navratri unless there are 0 crimes reported against women in India.
Hindus: But.. but that's impossible! No country has that stat!
#W: 💅
H: 👀
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 H: But not all are Hindus!
#W: Always Hindu-Muslim! You people are bigots!
H: 🙄
#W: Hs, you cannot celebrate Holi since face-paints have chemicals & so much water wastage!
H: But.. but we can use natural colors...
#W: You are wasting water! Also, excuse me, I need to paint+
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 my face..
H: For Halloween?
#W: No dum dum. I mean't my make-up! Sheesh.
H: But those are chemicals too. And water is wasted on golf-courses.
#W: 👀
H: 👀
#W: Listen ye Hindus, you cannot celebrate Diwali! Too much noise & air pollution!
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