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Tonight, I'm going to do something different. I'm going to tell you about something I've been digging into.

That's right. It's about Willy Wonka and his Chocolate Factory.

I have to say up front that I have met the villainous Wonka. Here's a photo from my journey into Hell.
You see I dabble with being an investigative journalist. One day I was in Somewhereville when I saw a drunken oompa loompa in an alley.

I sobered him up with coffee and a hearty slap to his face.
As the oompa loompa ate the food I bought for him, he told me a tale of a monster who was exploiting him and his fellow oompa loompas.

You see it seems that Wonka came to their land to "save" them from hornswogglers, snozzwangers and whangdoodles.
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