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Every writer that ever lived watching the world panic about their preferred state of existence. #socialdistancing. 
#WritersGuideToSocialDistancing
1) Don't eat your snacks straight from the packet. Put them in a little bowl. Keep refilling the bowl until the packet is empty. Have some dignity!
2) Celebrate your domestic achievements with short naps.
3) Try not to touch yourself constantly.
1) Don't eat your snacks straight from the packet. Put them in a little bowl. Keep refilling the bowl until the packet is empty. Have some dignity!
2) Celebrate your domestic achievements with short naps.
3) Try not to touch yourself constantly.
4) Sunday is shower day. Show the good lord how much you love the body he gave you by scrubbing your limbs briskly with the two pairs of underpants you're washing for next week.
5) Dance on the laundry and let nature take its course.
6) Try not to touch yourself constantly.
5) Dance on the laundry and let nature take its course.
6) Try not to touch yourself constantly.
