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Speaking of #marijuana.

Given the possibility of criminal prosecution or other disciplinary outcomes, I'll put this story as a fable.
There was a young woman, a young mother, with a husband serving in the #armedforces. The young woman had occasional #symptoms including positional agony, dizziness, etc.
Her #country, the #UnitedStates, cared so little about those that served in the military that it provided 3rd class #medicalcare through many of its bases and camps.
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This is your daily pension announcement: The Pension War Room™️ is in self-isolation! The good news is that I have several cases of Corona beer purchased at a significant discount. Now I will be able to devote my time to sharing my pension knowledge..... #handsoffmypension #ABLeg
In other news, I am happy to report that Kevin has been appointed to @jkenney's economic recovery panel. Despite impressions that I may have given you he is a pretty smart guy. Not so for some of the other people on the panel. #ABLeg
I would opine that it might be a bit early strike such a panel as we have not reached the bottom of the current decline. The economy is still contracting by the day. And, as @AB_MD_WarRoom, points out so clearly, Shandy is doing his best to cause further economic contraction. #FU
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This is your daily pension announcement: The Pension War Room™️ MacKinnon Edition Part Deux.
Again to quote the UCP in @globalnews #ABLeg

globalnews.ca/news/6626420/a…
"The report cited that Alberta teachers receive about $116,000 a year on average in salary and compensation, compared with $119,000 in Ontario and $104,000 in British Columbia."

ENTIRELY WRONG, THESE NUMBERS REPRESENT MAXIMUMS NOT AVERAGES. LOOK UP THE SOURCE.
#ABLeg #fail
The source KPMG date is available here:

open.alberta.ca/publications/r…
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I know that this is a giant waste of time 😅 & people here on twitter know this stuff well.
Those who do not know, this thread is NOT much likely to reach them, STILL; here goes...
#thread
#LIC #MF #MutualFund
Received a presentation on a WhatsApp group & the person sending asked for 'logical arguments' on it.

PPT file name: 'MF galat hai'
- Title says 'contract value'.
Insurance is a contract.
MF is an investment, no contract.
Hence WRONG comparison.
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This is your daily pension announcement: The Travis "speaks" edition. Well, Travis won't talk to the press about anything pension related. But he did send a letter to a teacher that had some crazy stuff in it. #ABLeg #ABEd #handsoffmypension
Remember that both Travis and Kevin have a strategy of keeping their yaps shut and hoping this pension anger dies down. My opinion is they don't understand this well enough to know how bad they have screwed up or what they need to do to fix it. #oops
A loyal reader of this tweet stream is an example to us all. He was persistent with his MLA demanding answers to his questions until fobbed off. Then, he was persistent in demanding answers from Travis. What do you know, he got a response! #Hallelujah
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#ITM Vs #OTM #Options Which to #BUY?

When selecting the right #option to #buy, a #trader has several choices to make. One is whether to purchase an in-the-money (ITM) or out-of-the-money (OTM) option.
While the goal for "#vanilla" #buyers is to have the option be in the money at expiration, the selected option depends on the amount the trader wants to spend and their risk tolerance, as well as their specific expectations for the underlying stock.
UNDERSTANDING #ITM Vs #OTM

Before delving into the pros and cons of each, let's look at what it means to be itm or otm.
A #call is ITM when the underlying stock is trading above the strike price.
Conversely it is OTM when the underlying stock is trading below the strike price
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My personal experience 2 days ago in downtown #Chicago @TrumpChicago in support of our 🇺🇸Country's 🇺🇸 #BestPresidentEver on Monday, 10/28/19. Hope it inspires more to be heard & it's okay to publicly advocate for an incredible man who has sacrificed so much for all of America!
I personally felt compelled to attend to show support for our President @realDonaldTrump
Here's why. I heard that they were going to be promoting socialism in the protest & incorporate the Teacher's strike people who brought children & even infants to boost #'s.
A lil' background on me:
• 1st Generation American-Serbian
• Parents came here separately & were legal immigrants who were sponsored by a relatives here in the USA.
• My parents FLED Communist Yugoslavia.
• Actual name: Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
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In our house, a #chalupa is a tostada with lettuce, cheese, meat, diced tomato, onions.

Here's one:
In the world of politics, a #chalupa is a onetime @DNC operative.

Here's one:
Now, the worst one ever got from our #homemade #chalupas was a bit of excess #flattus, unless, like me, you pile on the #jalapenos, then maybe there's some burning at the exit!
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I have reached a whole new level of #PISSEDOFF.

I didnt think such a #dark and #scary state, or level, could be reached. It may top 12-14-17's causation. It's. That. Bad. So, I've prepared a statement...

docs.google.com/document/d/1_J…

#PascoSheriff #HaveYouAllNoShame @CigarCityBeer
Dear @FBI,
I must implore you ask your colleauges in @FBITampa to help research this new level of #PISSEDOFFNESS. As locals, they may offer a special indepth knowledge of this new level I have reached. This is not fair & law enforcement must #investigate. No one deserves this.
This is my #apogee of #Pissedoffness.
If #motherfuckers & #tears werent a noticable level.
If #HUSH or #INTIMIDATION tactics being deployed didnt strike a chord.
If #EVIDENCE, PROOF, or 30k Bonds didnt #WOW YOU.
If posting mom with no shred of investigatable value wasnt enough...
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#OSHO

#Faith happens only when the #duality has fallen; it is not a #belief against #doubt.

When belief and doubts both have disappeared, then something happens which is faith, which is #trust.
When desiring disappears there is trust!

#Trust means moving with #life without any #expectations, #desires, demands of your own. Not #asking, not #complaining. Whatsoever happens, #accepting it with deepest #gratitude and #awareness.
Simply seeing the #reality, that the #opposite is implied everywhere, #trust happens.

It is not in any #helplessness that you #accept. It is simply the nature of #life that the opposite is implied.

Looking at the #fact, #truth, deep inside you, gives you trust..
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COMEY MEMOS: (THREAD) Working my way through the 15 pages of #ComeyMemos. Here are the most important and/or shocking revelations: 1/
During #Comey's 1/6/17 at Trump Tower, @Comey told Trump that the Russians allegedly had tapes involving Trump & prostitutes at a Moscow hotel in 2013. Could these be the infamous #PeeTapes? #ComeyMemos 2/
Trump also praised #Comey on 1/6/17 for his handling of the #ClintonEmails investigation. @realDonaldTrump lavished praise on @Comey, indicating that Comey had conducted himself "honorably" and had a great reputation. #ComeyMemos 3/
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