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An Argument In Favor of Video Games
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My 15 yo son has spent every second of his free time during this pandemic hanging out online, playing video games with his friends. He started by ranking up to the elite tiers of #ApexLegends. 1/12
#Quaranteens #platinum4
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My 15 yo son has spent every second of his free time during this pandemic hanging out online, playing video games with his friends. He started by ranking up to the elite tiers of #ApexLegends. 1/12
#Quaranteens #platinum4
I am told this is quite a feat. Honestly, I believe it because it took him and his friend 6 hours a day for a week to rank that high. 2/12
#Quaranteens #platinum4
#Quaranteens #platinum4
After that came #SeaofThieves. He joined up with more friends and sailed the digital oceans until piracy lost it's shine. Also, when two friends started arguing in game. 3/12
#Quaranteens
#Quaranteens
Made a friend this weekend.
(Don't read this thread if eyeballs gross you out.)
Helped @duck13x with a pig roast at a send-off party this weekend. As we're carving up the roast, this intense looking little girl walked over and pointed to the head of the pig.
#WTFparenting
(Don't read this thread if eyeballs gross you out.)
Helped @duck13x with a pig roast at a send-off party this weekend. As we're carving up the roast, this intense looking little girl walked over and pointed to the head of the pig.
#WTFparenting
7 yo: Did someone already get the eyeballs?
*points to roasted pig*
Me: uh...no?
7 yo: Can I have one? I like eyeballs.
Me: Are you sure?
Her Dad: She says she likes them.
*shrugs*
7 yo: Yes. I like eyeballs.
Me: Hooo-kaay.
#thatsnotweird #WTFparenting
*points to roasted pig*
Me: uh...no?
7 yo: Can I have one? I like eyeballs.
Me: Are you sure?
Her Dad: She says she likes them.
*shrugs*
7 yo: Yes. I like eyeballs.
Me: Hooo-kaay.
#thatsnotweird #WTFparenting
We extract the eyeball and hand it over. She is very excited about it, immediately pops it into her mouth. Proud dad smiles proudly. Eyeball girl smiles back.
#WTFparenting
#WTFparenting
