Thread by @bigmouth

OK you perverts, I'm ready to prematurely ejaculate Season 2 all over your screens. What do you want first? You got 5 mins. Choose wisely... - Maury 👹🍆

You asked for it... Fully shaved and poorly behaved... Maury 👹🍆

There's more where that came from. Hot clips and disturbing pics. Which are you gonna go for? - Maury 👹🍆

Oh man, if I had a nickle for every stranger I screwed at a minor league baseball game, I'd own the Portland Sea Dogs. - Maury 👹🍆

I see a lot of you creeps are still choosing the gross pics option.... What's wrong with you? Okay, here's an easy choice... - Maury 👹🍆

Good choice! Nick's got it bad for Gina... aka @HereIsGina... aka we just name our characters their real names because we think their parents got it right the first time... - Maury 👹🍆

Okay, here's another new S2 character, I'd rather not even say his name, the dude creeps me out... but you might like him... - Maury 👹🍆

Shame... the nasty feeling in your gut that you're just plain bad. The leftover scallops of emotions. - Maury 👹🍆

Okay, last clip, last drip. What do you want? - Maury 👹🍆

Kids, if you’re gonna do drugs... listen to music while you’re high. It’s really the best. Oh, and make grilled cheese sandwiches in a buttery pan on the stove. Holy shit, I’m gonna get high and some make grilled cheese sandwiches right now. - Maury 👹🍆