Season 6 now streaming! Season 2 of @hrnetflix premieres June 9th, with guest stars Florence Pugh, Miley Cyrus, and more.
Mar 28, 2020 • 14 tweets • 5 min read
it’s time to DO. THE. THING. cum watch the LIVE cast table read NOW
omg this is so wholesome
Oct 3, 2019 • 13 tweets • 6 min read
heading back to new york comic con because im a glutton for punishment...and weirdly fond of that extra thin convention center toilet paper @NY_Comic_Con it smells of hormones in here #nycc19
What she said - hold on to your dicks! - Maury 🍆
I actually met Andrew for the first time at this table read. - Maury 🍆
Oct 22, 2018 • 7 tweets • 4 min read
ALL RISE… #ShameCourt is now in session. If you confessed to what your hormone monster made you do, we could be bringing you to trial... Check the court listings for your name.
Thus begins the trial of @shaunamarieox who stands accused of ‘grinding’ on the arms of her couch while watching wrestling. Should Shauna feel:
Oct 5, 2018 • 19 tweets • 5 min read
#nycc today and i’ve washed each of my pubes in preparation
going to #nycc dressed as the hormone monster lol, my outfit’s better than yours
Oct 5, 2018 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
i have no self control
i don’t know what’s wrong with me i’m a mess
Oct 1, 2018 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
OK you perverts, I'm ready to prematurely ejaculate Season 2 all over your screens. What do you want first? You got 5 mins. Choose wisely... - Maury 👹🍆
You asked for it... Fully shaved and poorly behaved... Maury 👹🍆
Sep 16, 2018 • 8 tweets • 5 min read
About to give you some major FOMO (Fear Of Monster Orgasms) - Maury & Connie 👹🍆💋 #MonsterVacay
It's not the angle of your dangle, it's the lean of your peen. - Maury 👹🍆 #LeaningTowerOfPenis#MonsterVacay
Nov 15, 2017 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
During #PubertyAwarenessWeek, we asked you for your grossest, weirdest, most embarrassing puberty memories and boy did you give us some…We chose three lucky* (*brave) individuals and our animators brought their stories to life!
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Brittany's family decided to present her with a cake to celebrate her first period...