Sometimes I think of liberal elites with their drastically out of touch views on the rest of the country passing judgement from their New York rent controlled apartments dictating that the rest of America live by THEIR ideals no matter how much poverty and hardship it causes....
And I laugh my ass off and vote straight Republican on Tuesday.
You made me this way.
All of you liberal fuckers made me this way.
I wrote in “F this 2016” on my ballot. I voted against EVERY incumbent I could. Didn’t matter what party it was. If it was an incumbent, I voted for their challenger.
I was checked out. I voted out of civic duty. I supported Gary Johnson until his utter fail cascade. I was fooled by the media about Trump, I was never going to vote for Hillary because I knew how destructively irresponsible she would be ( o7 VileRat, RIP).
Now, 2 years lter, I’ve watched the left throw a 2 year long fucking tantrum, I’ve watched the left demand total social isolation from anyone even remotely moderate much less right leaning.
Every voter that votes Republican on Tuesday has some libtard friend on facebook that said aloud if you are so much as able to tolerate _______ to unfriend them before they block you.
It took 6 months, 6 months of the tantrum before I said fuck it and started pushing back. I was an independent since I turned 18, and these past two years is what made me register as a Republican.
2018 feels like 2016. I see the patterns, and the patterns are always right. The same headlines, the same talking heads, the same lies and misrepresentations. There is an upswell of voters the Democrats can’t see coming, WONT see coming. It is too late.
“But Kyyyyyyyyyyle, the Dems are gonna cheeeeeaaaaaat.”
FUCK YOUR FEAR MOTHERFUCKER.
You think the left DIDNT fucking cheat in 2016? THEY DID. They stole New Hampshire. 5000-something Massachusetts voters that never moved to New Hampshire as required by their utterly insane laws.
Trump. Won. ANYWAYS.
“BUT KYYYYYYYYLEEEEE”
FUCK YOUR FEAR MOTHERFUCKER.
We won 2018 before 2018 even fucking BEGAN. How you ask?
Well, if this was a game of Clue, I’d announce:
“It was Kirstjen Nielsen with the strap-on in the Department of Homeland Security!”
Surprise assholes, bet you forgot THIS!
thehill.com/opinion/white-…
The voter fraud commission Pence was leading found shit but the Dems were stonewalling at the state and in the commission. So they threw it to Homeland Security, who declared voter fraud a national security issue.
Now the DHS has been all up in election official’s businesses for a fucking YEAR now. Nobody’s fucking with federal elections this time. NOBODY. abcnews.go.com/Politics/midte…
The DHS knows the how, they know the who, and now they’re fucking watching.
So try motherfuckers. TRY to cheat. I want you to. I DARE you to.
You want poll numbers? Go to @Peoples_Pundit. You want early vote and absentee counts and comprisons? Go to @LarrySchweikart.
Me? Don’t come to me for shit. My answer’s the same. We’re winning this bitch Tuesday. We’re gonna win so hard it’ll be like the Dems didn’t show up.
@Peoples_Pundit @LarrySchweikart Protip: their asses aren’t showing up, or if they are, they’re voting GOP because they’re tired of walking on eggshells around coffee baristas with pink hair who’ll piss in their latte if they don’t support lgbtqia+ (not exaggeratting, that’s exactly what’s in dem commertials)
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