I never knew Prime Ministers were *installed*.
What's the supported operating system? iOIOS?
One difference is that iOIOS, Idea of India Operating System, does not work with Random Access Memory (RAM).
Instead it needs a Secular Constitution Assisted Memory (SCAM).
Minimum SCAM required is 176GB (Gandhi Bucks).
The greatest feature of iOIOS is its High Command Prompt.
The prompt is a simple $$$.
Examples.
$$$ cd $HOME
$$$ pwd
/10janpath
$$$ find logic
logic not found.
$$$ ls --hindu
hindu: wrong argument.
$$$ mandir
mandir: command not found
(The last is same as in BSOS of BJP.)
If you are a developer (as in real estate developer), you may be interested in the High Command Prompt.
For others, a GUI (Gandhi's Unlimited Interface) version is also provided.
The GUI version works on all screens up to 56".
When booting up, the ✋🏻comes up and slaps you.
The home screen is a simple one with apps on a green and white background (customized with green on top and white on bottom or vice versa).
Apps like CoMa (Constitutional Morality), CoCaIn (Cons. Caring & Inclusivity), and CoWER (Congress Women Empowerment) are pre-installed.
One of the best features is Rapid Input Output Technology (RIOT) in which iOIOS periodically pitches one app against another to increase its own influence.
As for security against external threats, there is no built-in module. If compromised, a saffron-colored message is shown.
The app store is called "Gandhi Market". One group of users has first access to all finance/money apps and another has first access to all education apps.
There's no icon for installation. Instead, iOIOS recognizes the stooping gesture. Stoop low for high speed installation.
Notifications are rampant and come from many indistinguishable media apps.
Swiping them left gives you points that can be redeemed in any bank*.
Swiping them right blocks you from receiving any benefits.
Stooping low makes them go away.
*Terms, Conditions and Religions apply.
On devices that use other OSes, such as BSOS (BJP's Silent OS), iOIOS invariably finds its way and starts undermining the system.
Apps get corrupted, memory gets overwritten, and notifications show only lies.
Essentially, iOIOS acts like a Trojan (virus, not condom).
In this way, iOIOS is on lot more systems even though BSOS currently controls the OS market.
Partly, this is due to BSOS focusing more on developers instead of users. Frequent core dumps are also a problem.
Next week we will see the salient features of BSOS. Good day. //
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