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Feb 2, 2019, 8 tweets

Tom Brady is made of 99.9% pure football, but unfortunately the .1% has shitty politics. So to make up for rooting for him, I'm giving love to the defense: $10 for every Patriots sack, forced fumble, interception, and 4th down stop, donated to The @TrevorProject. #AGoodGame

A lot of near-misses, but none of the stats I called out have happened yet. However, I think a scoreless quarter is worth $20

There's a sack, so we're up to $30.

I forgot Van Noy had one as well, so $40!

And another scoreless quarter, so $60. If someone on offense besides Edelman could show up, that would be nice.

Another sack! $70!

And there's the pick! $80!

Another scoreless quarter bumped it up to an even $100, and the defense definitely earned it! $100 to @TrevorProject

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