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Mar 8, 2019, 30 tweets

Pictorial thread on Cindy "No dick goes untugged" Yang and all of her supporters:

Traitor tots

And tot-wife 😏

Ahhh, sunny Florida...

I hope @dbongino got half off considering steroids shrink your junk

I can see the handjobs from my porch, donchaknow....

You know what would help pass the time stuck in this elevator?

A rub n tug 😂

Jesse seems happy...😏

Diamond and Tug...err, Silk

Where all tugjobs go to die...oof

The Art of the Tug 🤣

Don't call me Romney, call me Tuggy McDaniel 😁

OH HAI!

It's Marco Tuggio 🤣

I'll add more as we find them, but I want to thank a few peeps that helped 🤗💞

@soychicka @Agenthades1 @mtylr23

Also, @MsMariaT's thread lays out her back story

/smackforehead

Completely forgot Rick Scott...easy to do tbh 😉

@MollyJongFast's favorite congressman, Louie TugTug Gohmert! 😂

cc @PluckyQ416

Only in Tugmerica! 🤣

Location: "at the Whitehouse" 🤔

Huh...a presidential thank you? 🤔

c/o @roguebarkeep

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cindi has an interesting friend too...

She travels well it seems...🤔

That tiny noggin feller looks familiar doesn't he? 😏

Welp....¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bonus: Hi Cindy 😘
opensecrets.org/donor-lookup/r…

Apparently the Florida GOP needed a...hand 😏

Why am I not surprised she's friendly with Elaine Chao...😠

What do my wondering eye do appear, but Bradley Tugscale, because of course...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Judge Boxed Wine selling her grift book to Cindi Li Tugger is peak Trump tbh

Huh RB, how the gosh golly gee did they "manage to obtain" such contracts, he asks in bold sarcasm font, looking up at all of her contacts and wonders ironically...

Shucks, by golly 🤣

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