The floor graffiti in front of CVS has changed a tad lately...😏 Wonder what gang that is...😂

CDC: fuck it, do what you want, you don't listen anyways CDC: load up on red meat and booze and make sure you smoke some Camel Reds while you're at it

At the end of next week we will be five months from election day. If you think today is fucked up, IT WILL GET WORSE.

Be vigilant, check sources, motherfucking KNOW we are being fucked with mentally with disinformation on the daily

We got this shit Nov 3rd It's not fucking hyperbole, foreign governments have a vested interest in dividing the US

You and me against ourselves

They will divide left against left and right against right, and all against each other

Remember: United we stand, divided we fall

In before Trump claims Hyde is just a low level coffee boy...😘

"Barely knew him" Guess what?

Jr barely knows him too...huh 🤔

STORYTIME THREAD:

The 2nd anniversary of the Christmas gift that changed my family forever My mom hosts Christmas Eve for pre-Christmas festivities and gift exchange, and two years ago, I got double-gifted a DNA kit from Ancestry.

My wife had bought it for me already and usually they coordinate gifts, but mom's was opened first...wife was pissed for some reason...

Soooooo....

Netflix got a little loose yesterday and asked a simple question... Aaaaaaaand the brands went out of their way to make sure they have a meeting with HR this morning

How
Is
This
Site
Free? 🤣 Dude, this is a walk off homerun

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Felix? Really bruh?

Are you not aware that this fuckwit is not only fucking up your Republican dream, he's fucking up America?

You lost $250xwho the fucks knows today on the market because of your saviors tweet, I fucking guarantee it

Eat a pail of dicks Felix 🖕

https://twitter.com/TrumpDonorBot/status/1165151763424350210

For those that don't know, Temecula is one of the last bastions of GOP strongholds in SoCal.

Ken Calvert @KenCalvert , running on family values since I lived there 20+ years ago was busted banging a prostitute as one does being a Christian.

😁

https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1135543536470958080

OMG OMG OMG 💀 🤣

Wait wut? O_o

@MsMariaT @SaysDana

Schw👍ing? 🤣 For reference: Yuri Vanitek was Maria Butina's male counterpart

That and his thumbs up (the GOP) butt

Pictorial thread on Cindy "No dick goes untugged" Yang and all of her supporters:

Traitor tots And tot-wife 😏

Please report this @eminuszero account as it has been suspended multiple times. Also known as Ray, Woody, Elston, or any other of his doxing and harassment accounts

@TwitterSupport @twitter

https://twitter.com/EMinusZero/status/1099110546224435200

What accounts?

Oh yeah @TwitterSupport @Twitter, almost forgot to include them 😉

@EMinusZero has been suspended on all of these accounts. YW 😘

Sure thing pops

Let's see all of the people she "won't" be implicating, shall we dad?

Thread: 🤗

https://twitter.com/InvestigateRU/status/1072933334429224960

Let's start with the fuckwit "boyfriend" Paul Erickson

He's dick deep in implication dad

Watching @ActMeasuresDoc on Hulu

Because fuck iTunes and fuck Apple, don't @ me First 3 minutes in: they use 8 of my favorite @PutinRF young pics showing how much of a tiny dork he is 😂

My favorite is still Disco Dork Vova

Mini-Thread:

A tribute to Alt-Santa, the unsung hero of the Manafort trials

Should we ever meet sir, the beer is on me! 🍺 Alt-Santa is with a lengthier sign than normal 😀

This seems rather significant 😲
nytimes.com/2018/08/18/us/… At least 3 visits for over 30 hours you say?

Is that a lot? That seems like a lot?

😆

🤔 As @SpicyFiles has pointed out, Rand Paul did say it first on FoxNews and a CNN article...

However, if there aren't instructions and answered responses going back and forth between Rand Paul (R-Moscow) and GRU, I would be shocked.

RU fuckery is afoot, and Rand is apart of it

Oliver North sure loved selling guns and diverting the profits to the Contra's... What other fuckery could he do while head of NRA?

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Light treason doesn't even move the needle anymore, so Ollie is totes cool right? 🙄

theguardian.com/us-news/2017/m…

Today's marches have brought out the creativity and humor of our great nation of patriots.

This thread will highlight my favorites and I will add more as I find them. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: None of these are mine, I will attribute those I can, a few are posted from crowd watchers Love this #ScoobyGang

I know everyone (rightfully) are angry at the NRA and are blaming Congress and Senate who take their money (also rightfully), or have correctly associated the @NRA with Russian involvement...

I encourage you look deeper

The NRA changed when Wayne La Pierre took over in 1991 While Dana is currently the spokesperson and is shitty as most have been the past 25 years, she is just the face of the organization while Wayne has run it as VP since 1991

Are nothingburgers always this filling?
motherjones.com/politics/2018/… Nom nom nom

Live-Drunk-Ragetweet of SOTU will begin shortly, Xanax is in your drinkholders, and the wine will flow like the salmon of Capistrano

Disclaimer:

There will be curses
There will be typos
I can't guarantee coherency
I reserve the right to be easily distracted
No flash photography Oh Gawd! The first shot is Betsy DeVos smiling like a ponzi schemer looking for bears as she plods down the aisles....

Not an auspicious start 😒