Should we haiku, tweeps?
Pine tree air fresheners
Headache inducing nightmares
In every uber
"Russiagate is crap"
Says every Assadist creep
Hollow bio boys
To find bots just say
"Gerasimov is doctrine"
Watch the kicked ants swarm
So very sick of
"Media literacy"
The answer to squat
An enemies list
Posted by "Sarah Sandwich"
Baghdad Bob is proud
Someone had raided
The emergency poptarts
Monsters and thieves, all
"Neocon warmongers"
Still teach their nephews to sew
Mind-blowing, I know
The biggest monsters
Turn left without signaling
Off North Capitol
Lil' Debbie Swiss Rolls
Are vastly superior
To Hostess Ho-Hos
Cherry blossom time
Is when something beautiful
Makes DC the worst
Maryland drivers
Are the balls-out bloody worst
Of the DMV
May be almost home
But some dope is still waits to
Turn left on North Cap
Does Triangle Man
Ever wonder why he hates
Poor Particle Man?
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