Thread by @gregfoot

I had the most disgusting train journey ever today...

...it involved fingernails

NOT mine

I feel VERY sick 🤢

and I need to know if you think this is ok behaviour? 🤔

⬇️ (gross) thread 1/n

[fans of #shaggedmarriedannoyed with @Rosemarino & @IAmChrisRamsey will appreciate]

2/n

WATCH THIS.

[and if you can make it to the end without barfing a bit your stomach is better than mine]

IS THIS OK TO DO ON THE TRAIN??!

It’s ok I’ll answer that for you: NO

And you can guess where this is going next....

3/n

This lasted for ONE HOUR.

(It wasn’t just nail cutting, it was cleaning them out too 🤢)

I can’t get out. She’s trapped me. Her & her nail clippings. They’ll fall on me. They’ll fall on the table.

I stay put for an hour of hell.

Then we approach final stop...

4/n

When we come out of this tunnel it’s King’s X, final stop. What’s she going to do with the pile of clippings & under-nail-gunge?!

The couple on the table next to her are wondering too (they were lovely humans btw, we chatted after the disgusting climax to this story!)

5/n

We’re pulling in & people are getting up!

Was she rifling in her bag for something to put the clippings in?

Maybe she’ll sweep them into her hand & throw ‘em in the bin??

Nope. She does THIS.

W. T. actual F?!

[paging @Rosemarino & @IAmChrisRamsey #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed]

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Zoom in to see the evidence 🙀

PS I don’t think I’ve ever felt so grossed out by another human. Prove me wrong...