My God, we need to liberate Greenland from this despotism.
We beat the Russians to the moon and we'll beat Canadians to New Alaska.
Don't worry. Greenland is just a stepping stone to the eventual liberation of Canada.
America will not rest until that white, snowy landscape is dotted with red McDonald's signs.
Just take the money now, Greenland, while it's on the table. Don't make us do this the hard way.
I know getting Democrats on board with this will be a hard sell. We just have to show them the appalling lack of racial diversity in Greenland.
Ice people need freedom too.
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