Okay.
What if Skyrim happened in Canada?
GO!
Please use hashtag
#SkyrimCanada
The Riften Tim Horton's has mud crab Timbits.
#SkyrimCanada
All the bards just play Barenaked Ladies songs.
#SkyrimCanada
Dammit, your stupid #SkyrimCanada tweets are making me laugh!
Your wife makes you one meal a day but it's always Ice Troll Poutine.
#SkyrimCanada
I'm sorry, but #SkyrimCanada is my new favorite anything and if it actually trends I will laugh my timbits off. Also, Farkas sucks.
Hahaha, #SkyrimCanada is trending. Twitter, you platform of weirdness, I love you sometimes!
My housecarl is Gordon Lightfoot.
#SkyrimCanada
Wait, I learned expert lockpicking and opened this chest for three loonies and some Smarties?
#SkyrimCanada
I modded Toronto and now everyone has seraphim bodies, even the guys.
WORTH IT.
#SkyrimCanada
They graybeards are just former members of Second City who do weird mountaintop unfunny improv.
#SkyrimCanada
Okay, you guys. I thought of my favorite #SkyrimCanada tweet.
But it’s so mean.
It’s just mean.
It has layers of mean.
Do I say it?
Okay. Fair warning, I love this joke.
“#SkyrimCanada.
EVEN THE MODDED VERSION IS VANILLA.”
Hahahahaha, good lord.
I’ll leave Canada quietly now.
It was worth it.
In #SkyrimCanada, the Amulet of Mara is just some back bacon on a shoelace.
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