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Aug 22, 2019, 5 tweets

In the middle of the night I tossed a pillow onto my nightstand to get it out of the way but it was dark and I was half-asleep so it landed on top of the lamp I think?

Anyway, this morning it fell on my face.

Max jumped on it, fell off the bed with it, and attempted to kill it

I have feathers all over my bedroom.

After he had shredded the pillow enough to be sure it was dead and could never threaten us again, he jumped back up on the bed and started licking my nose until I petted him and promised him I was ok, and then he was very proud of himself.

I am probably out one relatively expensive feather pillow.

But don't burgle me, I guess, since he's pretty protective and if he keeps growing at this rate for the 2 years of Maine Coon growth he's going to be like the size of a border collie in another 3 months.

Ferocious attack kitten.

So fierce.

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