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Still Alive. Podcast: https://t.co/7WKWMeeF4o

Aug 24, 2019, 6 tweets

I knew the world had hit peak White Man when they were wearing plaid polyester bell bottoms in the 70s. Disco might have been their Ghost Dance.

There were many creative attempts to get White People to breed faster. They all failed.

Attractive White Women were selected, groomed and sent out to find mates. This effort failed as well.

This stress has led to strange outbreaks and group dysfunction amongst the remaining populations.

Early White Man attempts to integrate and blend into other populations also failed badly. This led to today's Cargo Short Cult and further lack of breeding opportunities.

Cargo Short Cultists became confused and some ended up in remote and strange places. Again further eliminating chances to increase the remaining survivors. buzzfeednews.com/article/shanno…

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