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Chief Cloud Economist at @DuckbillGroup. Father to @QuinnyPiglet & @theMunchQuinn. he/him Get my snarky take on AWS news: https://t.co/aGVMZnGzSV

Aug 26, 2019, 13 tweets

“Why is the @awscloud #VMworld2019 booth a closed off room?”
“Shh! They think they’re the only ones here!”

This is the smallest Datadog booth I’ve ever seen. Datapuppy? #VMworld2019

Excellent job to @Fortinet for saying what we’re all thinking! #VMworld2019

Here in the multi-cloud world you can… get screaming deals on hardware? #VMworld2019

I’m not saying anything. #VMworld2019

Cloud Floundry. #VMworld2019

IBM buys them and immediately the walls go up. #VMworld2019

Didn’t Samsung shut down their Joyent cloud because Apple didn’t make a cloud for them to rip off? #VMworld2019

“No matter which cloud you pick, we win. Use Slack and Chrome!” #VMworld2019

The Payday Lenders of private cloud. #VMworld2019

Hello, 9-1-1? I want to report a crime of fashion. #VMworld2019

Want one hell of a #VMworld2019 puzzle? Install Rubrik’s Kube!

More tomorrow, #VMworld2019.

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