If you own the network edge at #VMworld, are you forever after known as an edgelord?
How the hell has Veritas never come out with a product called “in vino?” #VMworld
Cloud by Cisco. “Wait for us!” #VMworld
Did you know @LogicMonitor sponsors one of my podcasts, the @AWSMorningBrief? Buy LogicMonitor to evade my caustic conference wit! #VMworld
Equinix, because Mt. Kilimanjaro won’t climb itself—wait that’s Equinox. #VMworld
“No, @QuinnyPig. We don’t buy EVERYTHING.” —@VMware #VMworld
And Coresite wishes to compete with Equinix as to having the superior raccoon exterminators in their datacenters. #VMworld
“Hey, I’ve heard of @CenturyLink before—“
“Crap. Nobody ever has an ending to that sentence that makes us look good.” #VMworld
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