These troubling times call for some restorative humor. But instead of telling corny jokes like the dad I am, I'm just going to share the punchlines + let you figure out the rest.
First of ?:
"Indians," her father said quietly, "don't USE saddles."
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"Dinna matter," replied the Scotsman. "It'll just be the two of us."
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"Spit it oot! Spit it oot!"
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"The regiment," said the Sergeant-Major, "has voted to have the condom repaired."
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"Fue indio fuérte. Tuve condones fuértes. Huevos BOOP!"
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