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Feb 28 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

Tonight, we radically increased the design goals for the new Tesla Roadster.

There will never be another car like this, if you could even call it a car. Tesla/SpaceX collab

Apr 15, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors That’s why I deleted my block list

Feb 6, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

The worst offender in US government censorship & media manipulation is an obscure agency called GEC
state.gov/bureaus-office… They are a threat to our democracy

Dec 28, 2022 • 5 tweets • 3 min read

@pmarca congress.gov/117/meeting/ho… @pmarca Almost no one seems to realize that the head of bioethics at NIH – the person who is supposed to make sure that Fauci behaves ethically – is his wife 🧐
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine…

Dec 24, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

Fractal of Rube Goldberg machines … … is what it feels like understanding how Twitter works

Dec 2, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

What really happened with the Hunter Biden story suppression by Twitter will be published on Twitter at 5pm ET! This will be awesome 🍿

Nov 27, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

@neontaster They’re bots in human form @neontaster Or maybe just … bots 🤷‍♂️

Nov 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 3 min read

@ZacksJerryRig What conspiracy theory? This what Obama’s DoJ published:

@ZacksJerryRig Full text:
justice.gov/sites/default/…

Nov 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

@StephenKing Oh hi lol @StephenKing Is My Pillow actually a great pillow? Now I’m curious.

Nov 1, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read

Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit.

Power to the people! Blue for $8/month. Price adjusted by country proportionate to purchasing power parity

Oct 11, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read

The finest fragrance on Earth!
boringcompany.com/burnthair

And you can pay with Doge!

Sep 27, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

“Burnt Hair” – Scent for Men by Singed Coming soon from @BoringCompany, the same people that sold you a Flamethrower

Jun 20, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

What … is your favorite cheese? The sheer variety of cheese is amazing

Jun 18, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky I’m pretty sure that unique

May 20, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me.

Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability.

justice@tesla.com My commitment:

- We will never seek victory in a just case against us, even if we will probably win.

- We will never surrender/settle an unjust case against us, even if we will probably lose.

Apr 3, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn But we should

Jan 18, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read

We should be much more worried about population collapse UN projections are utter nonsense. Just multiply last year’s births by life expectancy. Given downward trend in birth rate, that is best case unless reversed.

Nov 6, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock.

Do you support this? I will abide by the results of this poll, whichever way it goes

Oct 25, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

Macrohard >> Microsoft Although Teams is pretty good

Jan 28, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read

Plaid Model S ships next month

It can play Cyberpunk

Jul 31, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

Aliens built the pyramids obv Ramses II was 😎

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