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Sep 18, 2019, 36 tweets

To commemorate the decision of the Scottish people to remain in the UK 5 years ago, please enter the 'Parcel O' Rogues'.
A gallery of #SNP's huge number of criminals, convicts, the accused and their many odious fellow travellers.

Who better to open it?

First, take a stroll around the Sturgeon Room to remind us how she happily cosies up to the lowest of low.

Here she is with the convicted double-rapist, #SNP activist Brian Gillies.

Next, the accused. Ms Sturgeon was so close to her friend and mentor, the ex First Minister Alex Salmond, more of whom later. The political romance seems to have stalled of late with charges of sexual assault and attempted rape.

The piece is titled #NippyKnew, in a gilt frame.

Continuing the theme of prominent SNP men's apparent propensity to abuse women, here is 'womens rights' champion Sturgeon canoodling with convicted multiple wife-beater Bill Walker, #SNP MSP. The First Minister denied knowledge of Walker's misdeeds but a relative said #NippyKnew.

Ms Sturgeon also surrounds herself with #SNP women of ill repute, this is SNP MP Natalie McGarry, convicted for stealing from a foodbank and from her Women for Independence colleagues. Formerly SNP's poster girl, Mcgarry is now appealing. First time anyone could say that.

Going round the Sturgeon room is dizzying with the number of convicts she associates with. Here's the less than fragrant #SNP activist Lorna Taylor, convicted of threatening opposing leafleters in the street. Wore colours of Siol nan Gaidheal, a fascist nationalist group.

Concluding our tour of the Sturgeon Room, here she is cuddling up to her former Transport Minister. Humza Yousaf retained his post despite being convicted for driving without motor insurance. Amazingly she appointed him as Justice Minister. Off ex-Mrs Humza's Xmas card list.

It's exhausting checking out #SNP's convicted and accused, think I'll have a coffee. Do you think they'll ⬇️invite me to their table?

More after the break.

Heading along the Anglophobic concourse towards the next room of Nationalist hoodlums, I find this.

And a lovely collage of anti-English ScotNat sentiment. Some originals there from some very agitated agitators.

And of course, who should pop up again on Anglophobe corridor ? News of more gut-wrenching Nationalist sentiment, perhaps makes the viewer question one's pride in one's nation. Until you remember #SNP are not Scotland.

Onwards and downwards into the 'Dirty Room'.

We enter #SNP's 'Dirty Room'. The curator is not suggesting any criminality here but #SNP have made great play of existing on a higher moral plane than the punters. 'I prefer people of religion' said Eck Salmond, the First Holy Willie. Interestingly, more recently- 'Im no angel'.

Known in the business as a triptych, this glorious threesome belied #SNP's moralising front. At great expense in Hotels - your expense.

Any #SNP Dirty Room wouldn't be complete without Daft Angus in his own right. Caught with 2 teenage girls in his hotel room, booted out by his wife and taking 'Icelandic Lessons' it's a wonder he finds time to spend alone locked in toilets. Or maybe not.

Here he is with... oh.

This is just AN Other #SNP MSP caught at it. Up to him imo but so much for the party of morals. Kenny Gibson pictured here with his SNP MP wife (?) and....oh, it's her again.

Next Dirty Room exhibit is titled 'Sacrificial Lamb'. Hung out to dry by Ms Sturgeon, #SNP Childrens Minister Mark McDonald was 'found guilty' of sleeping in the same room as a girl assistant. Compared with his counterparts, might seem small beer but that's SNP hypocrisy.

On the way out of #SNP's Dirty Room I find this.⬇️ Seems a portrait of the morally upstanding SNP's Joan McAlpine MSP with Alex Salmond.
Me neither, no idea why it's here.

After the Dirty Room, for lunch. Who do I find in the restaurant?

Trudging around the Parcel O' Rogues can take a sinister turn, here in the Marchers & Screamers Room with Mhairi Black is a convicted cop killer, a stalwart on AUOB marches. If you see him please steer well clear. As well as picking her nose Wee Mhairi can fairly pick them.

Another organiser of Sco Nationalist marches which disrupt Scottish towns is self-confessed Legal Highs maker and dealer, Dave Llewellyn. Here with the toothless grin behind #SNP's Westminster leader who harassed Charles Kennedy in his last weeks. Lovely pair o' lads.

Another Sco Nationalist convict who's spent time behind bars is ranting Tommy Sheridan. He of the collection buckets and tango complexion, gallery wall to match. Starred in The Last Tango in Cupids, known to shout and scream at poor passers-by in George Square.

Still in the Screamers Room this one rants mostly online. His Nationalist Wings website was fined by the Electoral Commission for failing to file spending returns. Based in the otherwise beautiful city of Bath, his failure to beat Kez Dugdale and his putrid bathrobe are infamous.

The Screamers Room would not be complete without these Nationalist oddballs, capable of screaming into the face of respectable politicians from point blank range and bothering the police by attempting to get Prime Ministers charged with allsorts. Hilarious but painful.

Marching Room. Half SNP - half IRA, outrageously there are many. This is one such, an #SNP councillor on a pro-IRA march.

Sco Nationalist extremists come in all shapes and sizes. This is fascist anti-English Siol nan Gaidheal's Bruce Ogilvie who set out to terrorise No voters 5 years ago.

A random Sco Nationalist striking a familiar pose. The new face of @NicolaSturgeon's #SNP Scotland. Brutalist art for idiots.

@NicolaSturgeon Into the #SNP Liars and Harassers Room.
You decide which one is which. Some are both habitual liars and bullies.

First, Joanna Cherry MP (QC, she says).
Lied about a nurse live on tv who was then harassed online, in the street and restaurants by Cherry's supporters.

@NicolaSturgeon Harasser-in-chief Bully Blackford, #SNP Westminster leader and tormentor of the great Charles Kennedy in his final weeks of despair. Flew into a rage at Kennedy's office, the police had to be called. Now seen on #bbcqt and in parliament, instead he should hang his head in shame.

@NicolaSturgeon Still in the Harassers Room, these two lobbied the STV to sack @JournoStephen, whose career has since gone from strength-to-strength, I hope much to the annoyance of #SNP's Messrs Nicolson and Wishart.
Pete Wishart wants to be Speaker. Silencer would be more appropriate.

@NicolaSturgeon @JournoStephen #SNP's Mhairi Hunter another Silencer who stepped into harassment mode to have pro-UK Professor, @2351onthelist apparently barred from having articles published in the Scotsman. These pieces had become inconvenient as they pointed out clear #SNP failings. Ms Hunter close to FM.

@NicolaSturgeon @JournoStephen @2351onthelist The clown prince of harassment was of course Alex Salmond before his downfall. St Andrews University principals, carers, countless civil servants and opposition politicians were fair game. He played the man not the ball. Or defenceless woman. (@carerclare).

@NicolaSturgeon @JournoStephen @2351onthelist @carerclare It's getting late at the gallery. Who are the couple walking home?

@NicolaSturgeon @JournoStephen @2351onthelist @carerclare Reminds me to pay a quick visit to the 'SNPs Z-List Failures' Room, some of whom played their careers at the dodgy end.
Here we have Tasmina, a close personal friend shall we say, and business associate of The Accused. Sheikh was fined for professional misconduct, typical #SNP.

@NicolaSturgeon @JournoStephen @2351onthelist @carerclare This failure is attempting a comeback after fleecing the hard-up and fallen by taking their homes at knock-down prices. Investigated, not charged, must have been a close run thing. If Michelle runs again it will say all you need to know about the not very moral #SNP.

@NicolaSturgeon @JournoStephen @2351onthelist @carerclare Can always rely on a Z-List Sco Nat being on the seamy side. Hardeep was booted off the 1 show by the Beeb for allegedly harassing female staff, cited by the council as a slum landlord. Failed to turn up to court then convicted for driving without a licence. Welcomed by @theSNP.

@NicolaSturgeon @JournoStephen @2351onthelist @carerclare @theSNP Time for lights out at #SNP's Parcel O' Rogues gallery. Could've included many more but time won't allow. Suffice to say the SNP is a very dark and dangerous organisation from top to bottom, criminality abounds. If Scotland goes down their road it will be dark indeed. Let's not.

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