Thread by @402_Chris

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Listen, I'm ready for this #Huskers team to come out and play with some Fuck you energy. Some real black-hat, burn down the establishment villain shit. Because: what have we got to lose? #GBR

This can still be a really fun season. It's incredibly blissful, when you finally accept the freedom of going fully off the rails. Why not turn Scott Frost into Hunter S. Thompson and just kind of get weird?

Let's run some trick plays. Let's throw Martinez out wide and let McCaffery chuck it to him deep. Let's let Mario Verduzco give a post-game press conference that somehow references Sun Tzu AND some obscure study about apples that shows their restorative health properties.

We need something, right? I feel like we're right at the precipice, here, and just need someone to kind of kick us off. (But not our kickers. Because we know how that would go. LOL)

Two games and zero fucks left. That should be the mantra. It we can somehow close this bizarro, stagnant-ass season off with just two more wins? Well, suddenly we're enjoying ourselves once again.

So let's try to hang 88 points on Maryland. Let's have Scott Frost pull a Juul out midgame and vape some CBD oil directly onto Wan'Dale's hamstring.

Let's stick two middle fingers up through this dirt that's spilling into this casket of a season just to show everyone that there's still some life down here.