I have A Plan
To Secure a future for our children
If I am given Power I will Ensure that all children attain--and are capable of obtaining!--the highest education
Friends,
We will achieve a 100% PhD rate
by granting doctorates at birth
If you oppose this you hate Progress and Science
"hurrrDURRRR we need to deny an children an education and a Future"
ok bigot
every 👏 child 👏 a 👏 tenured 👏 professor
did you know that the MEDIAN american medical doctor makes almost $200,000 per annum?
and yet fewer than 1 in 300 americans is a doctor!!!!
why? few americans have time to go to medical school and many are too young
but everyone has time to receive an MD degree in the mail!!
just think of how proud your Jewish or Asian parents will be when you show them your new credential
excellent question the answer is YES
given the disproportionately good outcomes for these groups, I will declare the mass conversion of america to Judaism and the only checkable census box will be "Asian"
no child should be denied Asian and Jewish cultural advantages
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