BREAKING: This morning, Santa took a surprise sleigh ride from the North Pole to @ProcterGamble’s HQ in Cincinnati, where he was arrested (gasp!) for telling @Charmin execs they are #1 on the Naughty List.
#flushingourforests
Santa took time out of his busy schedule this morning to deliver 100 pounds of coal to P&G’s executives for destroying the Boreal Forest in Canada — home of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer — to make Charmin toilet paper. What a waste!
#flushingourforests
Boreal caribou, also known as reindeer, are in steep decline due to the rapid destruction of their forest habitat. Corporations like P&G make their toilet paper and other single use products from 100% fresh-cut forests, refusing to use any recycled content
#flushingourforests
Here's our press release on Santa's arrest in #Cincinnati for delivering coal to @ProcterGamble @Charmin HQ: stand.earth/latest/markets…
As he was being whisked away in handcuffs, Santa mournfully sang:
“I'm dreaming of a green Christmas – Where we protect our reindeer’s home – And where the treetops glisten, and corporate executives listen – To Santa when he brings them coal”
#flushingourforests
#Cincinnati
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