It is challenging to articulate the seething bile I hold in my belly for @JetstarAirways. Just held random at the gate for $65 because the BOOK AND CHOCOLATES I bought at departures put me over carryon weight limit..../
My ticket allowed 20kg checked baggage but now it’s too late they said. I can...wait for it...MISS THE FLIGHT!! or pay to being my stuff. Or throw out my belongings. Eat goat shit, @JetstarAirways. You’re the worst. And apologies to goats.../
I hope the pilots clean your clock in your industrial dispute. I will never, EVER fly with you again, and I’ll win any arguments my employer might mount about cheap flights. They’ll love this receipt.
According to the boards, our flight is on schedule to depart in 7 minutes. I guess @JetstarAirways has invested in invisible planes?
Apparently we are not boarding wonder woman’s invisible plane. We are being herded en masse to a new gate. Like goats (see previous tweets).
They weighed not just my carryon, but my PURSE. Seriously? How much did my water bottle and my bloody wallet weigh? Who weighs a purse as part of my baggage allowance?? I’m really really crabby about this, clearly.
Oh no @bestqualitycrab — they’re doing a head count. I recall this went badly once for you in Tassie. Send thoughts and prayers please.
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