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Dad & Husband. Writer. Nebraska Born. Nebraska made. Consistently mediocre tweeter, sporadic podcaster, fan of horror movies that aren't scary.

Mar 11, 2020, 5 tweets

Let's get weird tonight, #Nebrasketball. What've we got to lose?

I want Haanif jacking up 25 shots tonight.

I want Thor dropping behind the back dimes like he's on a VHS of 'And 1 Mixtapes'.

I want Hoiberg to get a tech because he coughs into his hand, then touches the ref.

I want Chuck Easley pulling up from the logo and turning around like it's going in, whether it goes in or not.

I want Ouedraogo to bring his birth certificate and hold it up to show everyone that somehow he's just 17.

I want Akol Arop to try to literally t-bag a dude on a dunk.

I want Cross hitting Indiana's post players with the dream shake, even if he travels his ass off.

I want Vedral scoring 6 pts off the bench and all of Nebraska melting down with pure joy.

I want Brant Banks dropping that giant man-ass into the paint like it's the stock market.

I want 1 "W".

One glorious "W" that comes out of nowhere & makes Hoiberg smile for the first time since he got pistol-whipped by the curse of Nebraska basketball.

That's not too much to ask, right? #GBR #Huskers

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