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Apr 27, 2020, 12 tweets

Whoever has passed on #TooHotToHandle is missing some much needed entertainment in home isolation (it can also get you horny but what doesn't?)

A bunch of first world horny models are kept in a luxury resort, but banned from having any sexual activity.. including masturbation.
*Steamy*

So there is Chloe who calls herself "dumb". "Omg he is going to find out that I'm dumb". "Guys don't tell him that I'm dumb ok pls". She gets a workshop on, wait for it, Yoni Puja, and breaks up with an asshole and screams "Women Empowerment".

Bryce, who owns a boat, claims to have had sex with a different girl each night before the show, after drawing a clock - "Bruh do you know where do we put 12 in a clock?"

Kelz, who is a hunk with a lion tattoo because Lion King is his favorite movie, asserts that he is an alpha male who wants the hottest girl in the resort...is single and frustrated throughout

There is Matthew who looks like Jesus and tries to flirt with the AI assistant Lana although Lana asks him to stfu

David calls him a "quintessential British gentleman" and walks around with sunscreen to rub on women's shoulders and butts

Sharron is like "I'm a Gender Studies student which gives him the blueprint to get girls" and he is the most proud of his penis. What even

Haley from USA doesn't know where Australia is and all other accent that's not American sounds the same to her lol

There is just one rule in the resort - don't do anything sexual and money will be deducted from their prize fund of $100k, like kissing costs 3k etc.

Francesca might have cost the group more than 12k on kissing different participants and a large chunk after she had sex with Harry. Girl's like "I'm a rebel, a rule breaker"

Not much of a drama, only dumb shit said so seriously we laugh out loud. Watch it!

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