Thread by @wangxianism013

✧ wangxian social media/idol au! ✧

↳ idol!lwj
↳ fan account!wwx
↳ lwj sees wwx covering his song
↳ lwj decides to make a fan account of himself to befriend wwx

from this tweet i made a while back

inspired by but not the same as this fanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/12978543

i'll make this properly after i take a couple of weeks break... i just finished one au i need to refresh on sleep 😩

「opening notes」

↳ ignore timestamps this time. they were hell last time.
↳ please quote don't reply!
↳ updates are actually infrequent this time because school is back and kicking my ass
↳ i'm including aq and xy but not songxiao because i can't write their dynamic oof

「cont」

↳ xue yang will be problematic but not thirsty cause i don't write thirst
↳ as always, ZERO NEGATIVITY POLICY! NO HURTING! NO SADNESS! NO MISCOMMUNICATION!
↳ ft. streamer!wwx and rich!lwj (i am very excited to be writing the latter)

「profiles」
✧ lwj & wwx ✧
↳ lwj's fandom name is jades (thanks to my pterodactyl-jiejie for the idea!)

✧ wwx and lwj priv ✧

✧ jiang sibs ✧

✧ wwx's twt friends and fellow lwj stans ✧

✧ lan xichen, ceo of gusu ent ✧
✧ mianmian, lwj's manager ✧

✧ xue yang gets his own slide cause he has no friends ✧

trying out these little profile squares instead of full layouts for more minor characters! cause i'm lazy ehehe

1. xichen liked

2. lwj eating vinegar since tweet number 2

3. satisfied

4. 'friend' yeah right

5. notice me senpai!

6. the carrd (i actually made an entire carrd just for this au wow)

jadelaozu.carrd.co

7. if you'd like

8. hahaha

9. selfie

10. i am projecting my need for a yelfie

finally posted this! lmk how you like it?
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11. good luck charm

12. handsome? cute

13. music!!!

14. shut up xue yang

15. yaoi hands

16. yaoi hands [reupload] i used the wrong photo

17. two types of people

18. lwj to the rescue

19. trash folder

20. 9pm? bedtime

21. 311 is wii but the w is sideways

oh god if u saw the one with the wrong photo I'm so sorry

22. no jc don't murder wwx haha he's too handsome haha

23. i think lwj might have been influenced by yoongi's new mixtape

24. stream time

25. if you hate reading prose don't worry because this is just chat on a white background

26. wangji he won't actually starve you don't have to—

27. too late. rich lwj has made his first appearance

28. whipped.

29. xuanyu gets it

30. spicy congee does not cost ¥200 but i never claimed wwx could maths

31. if you don't stan jiang yanli,,, do you even human??

and that's all for tonight! lmk if the formatting for the stream is ok?
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32. i love the summoning circle tweet

33. my other passion is designing album covers

34. lwj is gonna get the full fan experience courtesy of wwx

i actually wasn't gonna post tonight but @iLuvNaruto1412 told me to so u get like 3 slides have fun

35. broke!wwx is shamelessly broke

36. wwx? regret buying alcohol? never

37. see lwj gets it

38. lwj with a supreme money gun pointed at wwx

39. it's the buy ayuan a toy scene

40. lz makes an offer

41. mark your words!

42. when u so rich

43. T-6

44. wwx one braincell

45. shameless wwx

46. a qing is not xue yang's friend

with the shit storm that is the world right now, please spread awareness about #BlackLivesMatter and #JunkTerrorBill !! silence is acceptance!!

47. clueless

48. me three

49. wei wuxian, grandmaster of procrastination

50. lan zhan massive brain

51. stream time

52. gentian, but in sichuanese

53. r u datin

54. tour!

55. wei wuxian, thousand-aire

56. there is no limit to wwx's shamelessness

57. bunji 🥺 so cute

✧ lan xichen's private! cause xichen is a homophone of vacuum cleaner in chinese ✧

58. xichen's fault >:(

59. mianmian! wangxian! enabler!

60. wei ying still shook

sorry for late! i've been pretty busy 😩 wish me well for my economics test tomorrow?
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61. mondays

62. spicy ramen

63. what they don't realise is both uncles were pretty shitty

64. lol diet who

65. a xuanyu interlude

66. thank u mianmian, wangxian enabler

i really take half a week to update? in lockdown i updated daily T_T
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67. lan wangji in place of some deity? valid.

68. yelling lz is yelling (did you guys get that pun when i first made this? that yelling sounds like yiling?)

69. yes i use instagram stories to make these icons. deal with it.

70. wei wuxian screams at lan zhan in all caps over the internet

71. sneaky bunji

72. courtesy names

73. lan zhan. is the bestest. bestest. person. on the planet. in the world. in the universe.

introducing!

✧ nie huaisang is a fan artist (literally, he paints fans) ✧

✧ a-yuan is six and he plays guqin! wen ning and wen qing run his account ✧

74. an announcement!

75. i find your lack of faith... disturbing

76. imagine. it's a saturday night. you finish your homework and turn on the tv. and there. in front of you. is wangxian. on a variety show.

77. a-qing has jiang cheng energy, only cooler

78. lan zhan is a massive flirt but only with wwx thank you for coming to my ted talk.

an update within an actually reasonable period of time! now it is time for me to study for my physics test goodbye
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79. wwx is gonna meet ayuan on the show. lwj will be with him. i think you all know what's about to happen.

80. lan zhan learning about how we make sure youtube doesn't delete our views 8

81. aqing ur gonna jinx it

82. TOLD U SO

83. thank u @iLuvNaruto1412 for these pics 🥰

84. wwx can edit too cause he's the definition of talent

85. see even lwj agrees with me

if this made you laugh you have to like it!!

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86. yes i did name the literal lead single after lwj's bedroom

87. aqing being sarcastic (i love her sm pls)

88. STAN. A. QING.

89. wei ying your dp is literally "yelling lz"

90. aw wangji 🥺 don't worry it's not cheating if you stream as lan zhan

91.mxy calling wwx OUT!

92. imagine telling wwx to sing a non-lwj song smh

93. wwx has gotten used to getting huge donations from lwj

94. ok it comeback timeee

95. even lan zhan is getting involved he's learningg

96. he's breakin records

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97. lan wangji writes a lot of songs. some of them he gives to wei wuxian

98. this got kinda sad why is lwj's character arc so sadddd

99. he's fast as fucc, boiii

100. "imagine" if he has your notifs on?? pls we don't need to imagine

101. see? no imagination necessary

102. hoh no wei ying don't die haha you have so much to live for

next week is the last week of this term yay!
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103. it's ticket time

104. i wonder why lan xichen wants to come to yunmeng

105. is xichen and xuanyu a ship? cause i kinda ship them now? xiyu? xuanchen?

106. lanling never gave you anything worthwhile xuanyu leave them behind

107. lan wangji!! loves his mum!!

108. tyes cangse sanren was once musician

this is so short I'll try to make more tomorrow 😭

109. what's this? a semblance of a backstory?

110. gotta act fine on main tho 🤪

111. JSKFJKSJDS LAN ZHAAAAAN

112. hmm i wonder which song it is

113. this drama wrote itself but i think it's signalling me to ship jyl with wen qing

114. lan zhan being a Good Friend™

115. the true answer is that each subsequent time i think "no, wei ying has not received enough money" and make lan zhan give more

anyway leave me a cc! next up we have wwx going to talented fans 👀

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116. and so it begins

117. hm why is lan wangji fussing over his hair?

118. lan zhan is very sad that he could not find chilli oil...

119. lan zhan is jelly 👀

120. wwx and praising lwj name a more iconic duo

121. finally xian-gege has arrived

122. a quartet of orphans

123. lwj is sneaky sneaky

this took me so long to write 😩 and i still have to write more cause boba shop 😩 leave me a cc or a qrt if u liked it!

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124. hi i'm back

125. cloud... hmm... i wonder who's username features that word...

126. idk if i ever mentioned it but a-yuan's account is run by wen qing and wen ning

127. wei ying being clueless example 3948294

128. lan zhan 🥺🥺🥺

129. i didn't know "get to know you all better" meant "become boyfriends and marry you" but ok

130. wangxian married and have a son

i lied boba shop is coming up next update

131. rich-gege aka glucose sibling

132. the wen qing method is the actual method i use when i drink boba

133. a bunji interlude

134. wwx and nhs are canonically porn buddies so

135. it's the wangxian drawing 👀

136. they're gonna meet again!!

137. i hope i spelt that right my spell checker doesn't have that word

138. mxy and wwx are homos, but their love towards each other is no homo.

139. director nie 👀

talented fans + boba shop was this long... if you appreciate the effort i go to you have to send me a heart emoji on cc curiouscat.me/wangxianism013

hello not an update i just wanna thank everyone who actually sent me a heart and a small comment!! i didn't expect to get this many 😭 and i can't reply to them all but i've seen them!! thank you again!!

140. nhs is very perceptive

141. oblivious wwx strikes again!!

142. no way am i right?

143. a-qing will have no self-esteem issues under her watch

144. wei wuxian is in denial

145. wangxian share one braincell

146. have i mentioned how much i love aqing? because i love her. a lot.

147. huaisang x xuanyu is a ship right?

148. hotel? trivago.

149. give lan zhan a hug 🥺

150. he blew up! he's fayyyymous

151. oh xuanyu... you don't know half of it. i have... plans, for wwx!

152. a-yuan is Definitely Not wangxian's son

153. please do not take this as actual advice as to how to conduct an interview 😅 i'm making this up (allcpop is the respectful version of allkpop)

154. a-qing has a dumbassery detector i tell you

155. a-qing is like wen qing but ready to fight u

156. i love writing a-qing hskdjjsjds

157. a-qing is sooooo coooooool i love her1

158. i'm not gonna make you read all the answers again so here's the end of the conversation

159. welcome, a-qing!

160. lan zhan is v v proud of him 🥺

161. conflict on priv

*pokes head out* hello! i'm back! i'm sorry for being gone so long. and sorry but i'll probably be gone again after this because i have exams next week :( so enjoy this?

i've also signed up for the mdzs big bang which is taking up a lot of time oops, so i'm sorry for the wait! but next time we have mxy and wwx going concerting and i've got some cool stuff planned!
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@threadreaderapp unroll

hi guys, i hate to have to have to say this but this au is now discontinued. i'm no longer interested in mdzs as i used to be. thank you to everyone who has read anything of mine, or interacted with this account. i've had a wonderful time here 💖