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May 9, 2020, 24 tweets

My mom hoards craft magazines forever, so please enjoy these selections from the November 1972 edition of Woman’s Day.

Purrfectly Nightmarish Cats

This was the best picture they could get of this hat-hating baby.

Another child being suffocated by wool.

Unprecedented Breck/Mini-Cowboy-Hat crossover event.

“Service Families may be eligible for this program under Champus”

This child has no friends.

Libbey was the only brand bold enough to stand up to Big Turkey in 1972.

She’s ready to bang Bob, Carol, Ted AND Alice.

Don’t let the crocheted vest distract you from the impossible dimensions of that shirt.

Another Don Draper triumph.

Through 1972, this was the closest Disney came to diversity.

Exclusive Design. Can’t have anyone bootlegging that vest.

If quarantine lasts another month I’m gonna make the robe AND the lamb.

“Where Does It Hurt Darlin?” - a throw pillow for domestic violence.

Just a blatant scam here by Wrigley’s to create horrible breath.

It’s not a coincidence that this is one page away from the Cheese Crab Dip recipe.

This one feels more like a Duck Phillips ad.

From the rest of the stack:

When I lived in the Castro, a lot of my neighbors were glittery tops.

The second-worst thing Americans have done to afghans in the last fifty years.

If Tinder was around in 1966.

This fish was on sale for $2.99 which is roughly $175 today.

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