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Sean Keane
@seankeane
Comedian and permanent co-host of Roundball Rock, America’s only NBA Podcast: @RoundRockPod https://t.co/azS1j3CTby
Sep 18, 2020 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Somehow there’s five stories every year about the Boston Celtics coming together after a team meeting, or cross-country flight, or a Flat Earther rally, or... nbcsports.com/boston/celtics…
Sep 13, 2020 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
In honor of the first Sunday of the NFL season, here’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Athlete Alive for 1998, Elvis Grbac. He won because People’s photographer was supposed to take pictures of Rich Gannon and picked the wrong Kansas City QB. Image They didn’t want to take replacement pictures or hurt Grbac’s feelings, so he’s forever the Sexiest.
Sep 5, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Mom’s thoughts on Game 1: “I just don’t understand why he doesn’t shave his eyebrows! He’s pretty! He’s a pretty man.” Top Google image search results for “Anthony Davis pretty” Image
Aug 28, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Vote blue no matter who? Image
Jul 31, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Less than two minutes into his first broadcast in four months, Jeff Van Gundy is already talking about Marcus Camby instead of the actual game. Jeff has now spent most of the second quarter talking about how much he hates leftovers.
Jul 15, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Update: The neighbor put his trash cans out, 20 hours early, while my dad was out walking the dog. There’s going to be hell to pay. I’ve also been drinking coffee from his DENNIS mug every morning but he still hasn’t noticed.
May 17, 2020 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Choose your fighters. ImageImage Choose your fighters. ImageImage
May 13, 2020 • 14 tweets • 4 min read
More vintage knitting mags. Here a little girl gets a yarn premonition of her future as a cat lady. Image In case the haircut wasn’t enough, this sweater guarantees a childhood full of bullying. Comes with bandages, gauze, and the number of a therapist. Image
May 9, 2020 • 24 tweets • 6 min read
My mom hoards craft magazines forever, so please enjoy these selections from the November 1972 edition of Woman’s Day. Image Purrfectly Nightmarish Cats Image
Mar 27, 2020 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
There's no March Madness this year, but we matched up the 32 greatest teams of the 21st century to determine a winner. And even in this imaginary tournament, Steve Kerr wouldn't stop playing Anderson Varejao and Festus Ezeli. "2017 Cavs over 2011 Mavs: Before the game, Jason Terry gets a “Team of the Century” tattoo. He immediately regrets it, as Kyrie leaves chemtrails around him on his way to 45 points. This time, Jason Kidd can’t slow down LeBron, even when he spills a soda in front of The King."
Mar 27, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
He publicly shamed the Sixers owner out of cutting wages to the arena staff. Maybe Joel Embiid can publicly shame Josh Harris about price gouging the city of Philadelphia to use his hospital building, too. To be fair, the Atlanta Hawks owner is also complicit. Apollo Global Management won’t let the city use an abandoned hospital in a pandemic for less than a million dollars per month, but they were cool with working with Jeffrey Epstein until 2015.
Mar 21, 2020 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
I’m on a Zoom video call with 20+ relatives and my cousin’s 11-year-old daughter is fixing everyone’s tech issues. My aunt has had a plant directly in front of her face for 20 minutes.
Mar 20, 2020 • 6 tweets • 4 min read
This is a great time to take a deep dive into my podcast that takes deep dives into popular songs to determine whether they’re about heroin, buttsex, or Lord of the Rings:

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/her… In this episode, we analyze Alanis Morissette and Kenny Loggins with @_chrisgarcia, who has a masterful take on what “I’m All Right” is truly about:

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/her…
Mar 6, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Grandma’s old newspaper hoard also included a bunch of comic strips I have never, ever heard of. Like “Badge Guys.” Image And “Sid.” Image
Feb 15, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Common’s historic EGOC. A Celebrity Game legend finally gets his due. Image Common winning MVP must be KILLING Nick Cannon.
Feb 3, 2020 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
Alex Smith would have won the Super Bowl with this team. It goes without saying Kaepernick wins this one by two touchdowns.
Dec 27, 2019 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Not saying the holidays have been an emotional roller coaster this year, but I just teared up describing an episode of Frasier to my mom. We've got to finish the final season before the end of the month!
Nov 28, 2019 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Celebrity Hand Turkeys: The Gizzard King Image Celebrity Hand Turkeys: Ryan Gobbling. Image
Nov 5, 2019 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Today I learned that in 1994, Danny Manning appeared in an Alan Alda movie called “White Mile,” where he plays basketball against nuns in an Adidas commercial. Image Image
Aug 22, 2018 • 11 tweets • 1 min read
My dad is getting his gall bladder out this morning and he’s most upset about breaking his 61-year “no surgery” streak. “All I have left is my no-McDonald’s streak!” My dad is the A.C. Green of Big Macs.