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May 27, 2020, 311 tweets

“Yellow” Offgun Filo Au 💚

— An Offgun Au where a brokenhearted Gun drank for the first time and puked on Off the notorious leader of the band performing on the club that night.

Hello fam!

- First au uwu 🥺
- Disregard timestamps
- Sorry for typos and errors ahead
- Quote tweets pls
- A few curse words here and there
- rts, likes, and comments are highly appreciated 💓
- Might update slow?
- Hope you all guys enjoy 💚

— intro 01

Off’s squad
3rd year music studs

Off - Gitarista at leader ng ‘69 liners. Suplado at misteryoso.
Tay - Main vocalist ng ‘69 liners. Sabog, funny, at witty. Photographer at jowa ni New.
Arm - Drummer ng ‘69 liners. Ball is life at daming chix, iba-iba araw araw.

— intro 02

Gun’s squad
1st year comm studs

Gun - Straight A student siya lang hindi straight.
New - Jowa ni Tay pero mas pipiliin ang tulog kesa sa jowa niya.
Jennie - Queen! Reyna ng extra curricular lahat sinalihan.
Win - Editor in chief ng university paper. Baliw kay Bright

— 01 “helu gudmorneng”

— 02 “boss jumpol”

— 03 “Sana Ol”

— 04 “Merlion ka ghorl?”

— 05 “David and Goliath”

— 06 “Chihuahua ka ghorl?”

— 07 “Hairline lang umaangat yung height hindi”

— 08 “See u”

— 09 “Univ fair”

— 10 “Nawawalang bata”

— 11 “Home sweet home”

— 12 “Hmmmm”
Taynew convo for all the polcas out there hahaha 💙

— 13 “Sakal ko sayo cable ni Fanny”

— 14 “#TeamGasul

— 15 “Fake news daw”

— 16 “Di makita pero hawak mo lagi”

— 17 “Gun as in Gun the merlion”

— 18 “Makamandag na suka”

— 19 “Following”

— 20 “Naka drugs ka ba?”

— 21 “Twitter game”

— 22 “Kamusta?”

— 23 “Catch up”

— 24 “Blackpink nga di nag cocomeback kayo pa kaya”

— 25 “wala ka lang jowa eh”

— 26 “Practice”

— 27 “Invitation”

— 28 “Need ko assurance mo”

— 29 “Tay about aboyz”

— 30 “Free ka tonight?”

— 31 “Susunod ako promise”

— 32 “Inaantay namin siya, inaantay siya ni Off”

— 33 “Start na di ka na namin maiintay”

— 34 “Pangakong napako”

— 35 “Thank you for tonight”

— 36 “Di ka dapat sa amin nag sosorry”

— 37 “Pinaka ayoko sa lahat mga sinungaling”

— 38 “Umuwi ka na”

— 39 “olats tayo mga tol inlove pa sa ex”

— 40 “Wag kang aalis jan papunta nako”

— 41 “Yung pagpunta ko ata yung mali”

— 42 “Una palang naman di nako pinili”

— 43 “Free ka uli mamaya?”

— 44 “Awit shot”

— 45 “Kaibigan na naglalampungan”

— 46 “May the best man win”

— 47 “Nag sorry naman ako ah”

— 48 “Di kita pipilitin”

— 48 “Inom”

— 49 “asdfghjkl”

— 50 “Nakuha mo pa bumanat”

— 51 “Ano ka sanggol?”

— 52 “Angel”

— 53 “Unknown Number”

— 54 “PUTANGINA NI ANGEL PATI NI OAB USER”

— 55 “Isa kang malaking joke”

— 56 “Deserve ko ba lahat ng to?”

— 57 “Off’s special”

— 58 “Scary”

— 59 “Sorry”

— 60 “Nakauwi na si Gun”

— 61 “Im always that observant when it comes to you”

— 62 “I was really yours all along”

— 63 “You kinda already owned my heart eh”

— 64 “Pag broke inom pag masaya inom uli”

— 65 “Our freedom is on the line, we will not be silenced. Ako at ang au na ito ay nakikiisa sa laban kontra sa Anti-Terrorism Bill na tumatapak sa karapatang pang tao at sa kalayaan ng bawat Pilipino. #JUNKTERRORBILLNOW

— 66 “Leader ng F4”

— 67 “May pupuntahan tayo”

— 68 “Lezgo mga Boba!”

Note: Sorry guys nawalan kami ng net kanina pa di na dapat ako mag uupdate tonight pero love ko kayo at baka nabibitin kayo kaya nag paload ako for you all 🤣💪🏽

— 69 “Boss Gun lang kakalampag”

— 70 “Panong magwawala tingin nga?”

Hello bitinin ko na kaya dito? Bukas nalang uli? Hahahahahah labyu ol

— 71 “Lucky to have you”

— 72 “sweet gurl”

— 73 “The Shippers”

— 74 “Sana okay pa atay mo Arm”

— 75 “Me wants to eat u”

— 76 “slurp slurp”

— 77 “Soon”

— 78 “Studio”

— 79 “Kalmahan mo buchi mo”

Note: sorry guys late nawalan na naman kami ng internet globe anuna nagbabayad naman kami ng maayos grrrr

— 80 “Macho Dance”

— 81 “Open sesame”

— 82 “Note is Locked”

— 83 “rabbit ka ghorl?”

— 84 “Unknown Number uli”

— 85 “Pwet mo parang kay jollibee narin”

Note: Sorry guys bukas pa daw maayos ng globe net namin so im posting this early huhu #/OustGlobe charot

— 86 “#SwordFight

— 87 “Jollibee ba talaga?”

— 88 “Alam ko yung jollibee sa kanto lang”

— 89 “Walang sinabi kung anong branch ng jollibee”

— 90 “Wala akong dalang briefs”

— 91 “1st stop, Jollibee Naga”

— 92 “Nasa Legazpi ang sagot”

— 93 “Sa Bicol para Spicy rawr”

— 94 “Magayon”

— 95 “Iniwan na naman ako sa kotse”

— 96 “Pasok ka bilis”

— 97 “Approve kay Lola”

— 98 “Tumae lang ako may kasalan na”

— 99 “Chasing Cars”

— 100 “Yellow”

P.s. This is a song from coldplay, if you haven’t listened to it yet you all should. 💛

— 101 “Wala lang siguro to”

— 102 “Shut up”

*Bago bumaba ng kotse si Gun*
Gun: Thank you Off, you really—
Off: Shut up and just kiss me.
Gun: ...

— 103 “Bitch try me”

— 104 “Stalker”

— 105 “pinalaki ng sexbomb para lumaban”

Note: Nakatulog ako asdfghjkl 3 lang na ud ko bawi ako bukas pramis labyu

— 106 “Let the games begin”

— 107 “Talk of the town”

— 108 “Fake yet effective”

— 109 “I trust you”

— 110 “It’s you who messed with the wrong bitch”

— 111 “Vandalism”

— 112 “Update number 2”

— 113 “Everything changed when the Offnatics attacked”

— 114 “Hindi tayo mag kumare”

— 115 “Basta jowa mo si Off periodt.”

— 116 “Hayaan niyo na”

— 117 “Grand exposé”

— 118 “Trending”

— 119 “Kimono yon hindi bathrobe bobo”

— 120 “Stella the bitch strikes again”

— 121 “Mama mo wait and see”

— 122 “Uto uto ka naman”

— 123 “Nasan ka ba?”

— 124 “Arm the saviour”

— 125 “Anger mo si Papi”

— Writer’s Note 1

Hello guys! Thank you for reading my au I appreciate it a lot uwu this is my 1st au ever my pamilee omaygash hahaha. If you are enjoying this au and would like to read my future aus please help me pick. What would you like me to do next after this au?

— Writer’s Note 2

- Taynew Au prequel (A prequel to this au, bg story kung pano nagkakilala ang taynew at naging sila sa au na to)

- Brightwin Au sequel (A sequel to this au, story to kung ano mangyayari kay Win at sa kinakabaliwan niyang si Bright, will they end up together?)

— Writer’s Note 3

- A new Offgun Au (I already have an interesting concept for this one)

- Namon x Pluemon Love triangle Au (s/o sa namon stans jan hahaha)

P.s. We are already half of this au already so im outlining the upcoming au. Thank you talaga uli guys for reading. ❤️

— 126 “I fucking love Gun so much”

— 127 “Face Reveal”

— 128 “finace reveal niya sarili niya”

— 129 “Maganda talaga to nalaplap na ni Off eh”

— 130 “Ano ba talaga nangyari sa Bicol?”

— 131 “Alam niyo na”

Note: Spg content ahead

— 132 “Ginawa mo pang fishball si Gun”

— 133 “Siri, search how do guys have sex”

— 134 “I’ll promise you, you’ll moan my name so hard”

— 135 “May nagrecall sa utak ko”

— 136 “War Flashback”

SPG CONTENT

Since natanong ni Off kung ano ba ginawa ni Gun at Oab noon. Biglang pumasok to sa utak ni Gun.

— 137 “Boyfriend duties”

— 139 “Recent searches”

— 140 “Hotdog will never be the same”

— 141 “Hotdog haunting continues”

— 142 “Anniversary ng tender juicy ngayon”

— 143 “Milktea + hotdog groceries”

— 144 “bH0xSz jÜmP0l lang malakas”

— 145 “hotdog to hotdog is the new netflix and chill”

— 146 “#HotdogToHotdog

Kung mewgulf may ice cubes at zeesaint may kwintas ang offgun ay merong hotdog hahhahahahaha

— 147 “Isang member?”

Note: Sorry pu ngayon lang nakaupdate nawalan na naman kami ng net jinojoke time kami ng globe 🤡

— 148 “Jollibee daw uli”

— 149 “Natuloy na yung jollibee sa kanto”

— 150 “Di papatalo si mareng Jennie”

— 151 “Hindi pala slurpee flavor yung tinatanong”

— 152 “Sexbomb ka ba?”

— 153 “Sinapian ata siya ni Kuya Germs”

— 154 “Boss Jumpol went rough”

— 155 “Char short for Charish”

— 156 “Donald Duck walk”

— 157 “Charish”

Note: Sowwy guys di nakapag update kagabi lumandi kuya niyo hahahah jk nakatulog talaga ako 🤣

— 158 “Next time busy si Papi”

— 159 “Ramen lang walang tayo”

— 160 “Wag mo kami tanungin girl di kami yung jowa”

— 161 “Ah kala ko may practice kayo?”

— 162 “Nag crave din naman ako kanina ah”

— 163 “It’s my job to make you happy”

— 164 “Awwww”

— 165 “Charish started following you”

— 166 “Attitude or hindi?”

— 167 “Movie Night”

— 168 “Next time na lang”

— 169 “Nasan kaya si Off? Hmmmm”

— 170 “Iba na yung pinagdadrive”

— 171 “Si ate mo Char naman pala nagpupumilit”

— 172 “Sino kaya ang nag uutos kay Char para sirain ang Offgun? Hmmm”

— 173 “Nagtataka na si Off”

— 174 “Can i join”

— 175 “Wala ka bang friends?”

— 176 “Anino ka ghorl?”

— 177 “Nanay mo ba siya?”

— 178 “Putulin ko bayag mo”

— 179 “Please?”

— 180 “Si Char nagsabi sa amin na di na tuloy”

— 181 “lOvE tHe rInG”

— 182 “Misunderstandings”

— 183 “I can explain”

— 184 “I fucking love you that’s why it hurts”

— 185 “Please Gun”

— 186 “See the light, san mig lights, empi lights it calls me”

— 187 “Voldemort ka ghorl”

— 188 “A new and much more dangerous storm is brewing ahead”

Note: Alam ko iba sainyo mahuhulaan na kung sino si ate ghorl. Ready na ba kayo sa pangbubulabog niya? Hahaha

— 189 “Gusto niya pa kaya akong makita”

— 190 “May premyo si Tawan kay New pag nanalo rawr”

— 191 “Makapunta kaya si Gun?”

— 192 “Gun galawin mo yung baso”

— 193

Host: Let us now welcome the defending champion, ‘69 Liners!

Tay: Hello, Im Tay and the drummer is Arm and here beside me is the Guitarist, Off and we are the ‘69 liners!

We’re going to perform an original song. A special song written by our leader Off.

— 194

Off: I wrote this song for someone special. I don’t know if you’re here or are you listening. But this is a song about how I felt every time I’m around you. If all my feelings were put into a color it would be... Yellow.

— 195

“Look at the stars look how they shine for you and everything you do yeah they were all yellow” 🎶

Off tried his best looking around the crowd while singing but he can’t seem to find Gun. It felt like its impossible finding Gun through the sea of light.

— 196

“I came along I wrote a song for you and all the things you do and it was called Yellow" 🎶

Off sang hoping that the song could somehow reached Gun. Hoping that the it could lead Gun back to him.

— 197

“So then I took my turn oh what a thing to have done and it was all yellow” 🎶

The stage was bright and so was the crowd. But Off’s hope of finding Gun through the endless crowd was starting to fade.

— 198

“Your skin oh yeah, your skin and bones turn into something beautiful” 🎶

Everyone started to raised their hand and swayed to the song’s beat. It became more impossible to spot Gun in the crowd.

— 199

“You know, you know I love you so you know I love you so” 🎶

Off finally saw it, Off finally saw Gun in the crowd. He raised his hand and Off finally saw him. At first it was impossible to see gun through sea of light. But Gun’s light was even brighter than the crowd.

— 200

“Cause you were all yellow”

Gun smiled at Off during the performance. Then Off remembered that it was his smile. It was Gun’s smile why he named the song “yellow”. Off instantly felt the warmth by just a single smile from Gun. Warmth just like the color yellow.

— 201

Host: And we are about to announce the winner!

For 3rd place is... The Amoebas!

For 2nd place is... Midnight Sunset!

And now for the winner... The band who won this year’s battle of the bands is...

— 202 “Try again next year”

— 203 “I want you back”

— 204 “Papunta ka na ba?”

Note: Sorry di nakapag update kagabi nag alaga ako ng lasing asdfghjkl

— 205 “Celebrate inom”

— 206 “Kekelanganin ni New ng wheelchair bukas”

— 207 “What really happened?”

Note: yung sa ud 206 typo yon hahaha its prize not price sorry 🤣

— 208 “Details”

Police Report: On the evening after the university’s battle of the bands, one of band winner’s member Off was hit by a white toyota fortuner with the plate number CNO 836. He suffered various injuries and was brought to St. Luke’s Medical Center for treatment.

— 209 “Diagnosis”

Medical Record:
Patient Name: Off Jumpol
- Leg Fracture
- Concussion
- Minor scrapes and cuts
- Lost of blood

— 210 “Nurse Gun”

Gun: Pinapakaba mo naman ako usapan magkikita sa parking lot hindi sa hospital. Mag iingat ka next time di ko kayang mawala ka.

Off: Sorry Gun di kita napuntahan kanina.

Gun: Huwag mo na alalahanin yon mahalaga okay ka. Pahinga ka lang ako na mag aalaga sayo

— 211 “Baka daw related sa battle of the bands”

— 212 “Lead suspect”

— 213 “Paparating na sakuna”

— 214 “Disaster Risk Reduction GC”

— 215 “Im back bitches”

— 216 “Touchdown”

— 217 “Code Red”

— 218 “Yung tv namin meron eh bakit ba”

— 219 “I know he misses me too”

— 220 “Hangang 10th street lang”

— 221 “Si doc may arthritis”

— 222 “Rated spg”

— 223

Meanwhile sa lobby:

Gun: Hoy Win di naman ata ako hanap ng doctor aakyat na ako.

Win: Wag siz bawal! I mean oo, hanap ka sabi ni Doc wait ka lang daw muna dito may kinuha siyang documents.

Jennie: Wag ka mag alala kay Off siz nandoon namin si New nakabantay.

— 224

Gun: Bat parang napapansin ko na pinapaalis niyo ako sa kwarto? Anong binabalak niyo?

Win: Ha? Ano siz pRuNg tAnGa paranoid ka gurl? Hanap ka nga ni Doctor quackquack.

Gun: Ano? Doctor ano?

Win: Uhmm este Doctor... Doctor zuackzuack french kasi yung doctor hehehe

— 225

Meanwhile sa parking:

Mild: So Tay, is this it? Is this the hospital?

Tay: Uhmm yes jan naka admit ngayon si Off.

Mild: Looks Cheap, bat dito siya dinala?

Tay: Hehe di naman cheap sakto lang

Mild: You know I don’t like sakto lang. I hate mediocre things.

— 226

Tay: Mauna na kayo ni Arm. Off’s room is in the 4th floor room number 412.

Mild: Saan ka pupunta? Hindi mo kami sasamahan?

Tay: May dadaanan lang ako sa lobby saglit susunod din ako sa taas.

Mild: Babayaran mo na ba yung bill? If so sasama ako. Do they accept credit?

— 227

Mild: Looking at this building, maybe i should buy the whole hospital? What do you think?

Tay: uhmm hehe di ako magbabayad ng bill may titingnan lang ako saka mag ccr.

Mild: Okay I guess aakyat na kami ni Arm.

Arm: Tara na Mild this way!

— 228 “She’s here”

— 229 “Paakyat na”

— 230

Mild: Tay bakit naman ang liit ng kwarto na kinuha niyo kay Off?

Tay: Eto lang kasi yung available eh.

Mild: Wala ba silang suite dito na room?

New: Hehe Hospital to hindi Hotel.

Mild: Kausap ba kita?

New: Ay sorry.

— 231

Mild: Kanina pa ba tulog tong si Off?

Tay: Hayaan mo na muna siya mag pahinga.

Mild: Sinabi ko bang gigisingin ko?

Tay: Ay sorry po.

Mild: Pwede lumabas muna kayong lahat? I need a moment with him.

Arm: Now na?

Mild: Slow ka ba? Alangan ngayon.

Arm: Sorry hehe

— 232

Mild: Ano pa hinihintay niyo? Pasko? Labas!

*Lumabas na sila

Mild: Hello Off, It’s nice to see you again. I know you’re excited to see me. Alam ko tulog ka pero I’m here na by your side. Bakit ka ba dito dinala? Napakacheap. Don’t worry I’m arranging everything for us

— 233
*Nagising si Off

Off: Mild? Anong ginagawa mo dito?

Mild: Good, you’re awake. Aren’t you happy to see me?

Off: Uhmmm...

Mild: Now that you’re awake there are a lot of things we need to talk about.

Off: About what?

Mild: About us, duh! I know na you miss me so much.

— 234

Mild: It’s such a shame na you’re still admitted to this trashy hospital. By the way I’ve talked with your parents and pumayag na sila na sumama ka sa akin sa states. Doon mo nalang icontinue studies mo.

Off: You did what?! Mild, matagal na tayong tapos. Wala ng tayo.

— 235

Mild: Siguro you’re still hazy pa dahil sa accident kaya ganyan pinagsasabi mo.

Off: I’m perfectly fine and I’m about to tell you this. Wala ng tayo and I already have someone special.

Mild: Ugh the audacity?! Sino ba? Yung Gun na yon?

Off: Oo, I love him not you.

— 236

Mild: NO! I DIDNT TRAVEL 7,292 MILES PARA LANG IPAGPALIT MO AKO SA HAMPASLUPA NA YON!

Off: I guess i did. So please stop what you’re about to do. I’m happy and sana ikaw rin.

Mild: You’re throwing your future away Off! Para saan? Para doon sa slapsoil na yon?!

— 237

Off: I’m not throwing anything away cause my future is with him.

Mild: You’re giving me a headache Off. Maybe in a few days you’ll come to your senses. Ano ba pinakain sayo non? Cheap foods? Kwek kwek? Isaw? Kaya ka nagkakaganyan?

Off: Stop it Mild. Im asking you nicely

— 238

Mild: NO! I WONT STOP! YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO OFF. DONT TRY ME.

Off: I know Mild, thats why im begging you to stop already.

Mild: MAKAKARATING TO KAY TITO AT TITA!

Off: Please huwag mo na sila iinvolve.

Mild: NO! I WILL CAUSE I CAN! UNLESS YOULL COME BACK TO ME.

— 239 “Wala pa naman si tiyang Amy”

Note: Sorry guys ngayon lang naka update hehe labyu ol

— 240 “Nagwalkout na si Mild”

— 241
While walking sa hallway ng hospital:

Mild: Parang familiar yung mukha na yon ah. Could it be him? Could it be the guy who stole away my man? Humanda siya sa akin!

— 242 “Nagbabardagulan na”

Note: Sorry ngayon lang nakapag update nawalan na naman kami ng net hehehe

— 243 WELCOME TO REFEREE TAWAN’S STORY TELLING

Tay: Ganito kasi nangyari mga idol. Pagdating namin ni Arm don nagulat nalang kami kasi gumugulong na sa lapag yung dalawa. Feel ko nanonood ako ng smackdown live. Buti nalang sinuot ko t shirt ko na stripes para referee talaga.

— 244
Tay: Inaawat ko sila pero laban na laban ang dalawa. Super gwapo talaga ni Jumpol nag aaway para sakanya. Sinubukan ko naman pigilan pero etong si Arm pinapanood lang ako di man lang ako tinulungan.

Sumisigaw si Mild

Mild: AKIN LANG SI OFF! HIWALAYAN MO SIYA HINDOT KA!

— 245
Tay: Halos gumulong na sila papunta sa Geriatric ward. Grabe talaga super intense para akong nanonood ng Tekken.

Sumisigaw sila pareho

Gun: MAS HINDOT KA NANG AAGAW NG HINDI MO BOYFRIEND!

MILD: NAUNA AKO! AKIN SIYA!

Gun: HINDI TO RACING TANGA ANO NAMAN KUNG NAUNA KA!

— 246
Tay: Nagpatuloy bardagulan nilang dalawa. Buti nalang walang tao sa area na yon ng hospital. Finally dumating din ang back up para tulungan ako awatin yung dalawa.

Mild: TANDAAN MO TONG ARAW NA TO! SINASABI KO SAYO! AKIN SI OFF!

Gun: TANDAAN MO RIN NA AKIN SIYA! BITCH!

— 247 “Uhmmmm”

— 248 “6 pm daw sabi ni Tawan”

— 249

Nurse: Eto yung reseta ng mga medications that you need to take 1 week ano ho. Don’t forget them and always drink your water bitch!

Off: Uhmmm? Parang familiar po mukha niyo?

Nurse: Crush mo ako no? Enebe rawr rawr.

Off: Joke lang po pala hehe

— 250

Nurse: Oh ayan na pala parating na sundo mo oHhHh ohHhH oHhHhH yEaHhH!

Off: Sige po salamat.

Nurse: Kaano ano mo pala siya? Need niya lang pumirma dito then you’re free to go.

Off: Boyfriend ko po.

Nurse: Sana ol may Boyfriend.

— 251

Gun: Kanina ka pa ba? Sorry mejo late ang traffic.

Off: Okay lang masaya na ako makita ka.

Gun: pRunG tAnGa nAmAn tO...

Off: Kilig ka naman hays gwapo ko kasi eh

Gun: Tulak kita sa hagdan balakajan

Off: Joke lang bub I love you! 😘

— 252

Off: Thank you nga pala ah.

Gun: For what?

Off: For taking care of me and not leaving by my side.

Gun: I’m always happy to be taking care of you.

Off: I promised kasi na I’ll be taking care of you eh. Baliktad tuloy, you’re now the one taking care of me.

— 253

Gun: Alam mo Off, ang love hindi puro give lang, you should also take as well. Love is not one sided. If its one sided then it’s not love at all. You must both care for each other. It won’t work without the effort of another. I love you that’s why im taking care of you.

— 254

Off: But...

Gun: No buts. Gutom lang yan hahaha saan mo gusto kumain?

Off: Ikaw nalang kainin ko pwede ba? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

Gun: HOY BAKA MAY MAKARINIG SAYO NAKAKAHIYA SHHHHH

Off: Joke lang ngiti mo palang busog na ako.

Gun: Ah ganon ah balakajan magutom

Off: Joke kfc talaga

— 255
TIME CHECK: 6 PM SHARP

Mild: Hello Nurse! I’m here to pick up Mr. Off Jumpol. According to my sources he is now cleared and ready to be taken home.

Nurse: Sorry po maam, wala na pong naka admit dito na Off Jumpol.

Mild: Ha?! Ano?! Double check mo yan imposibleng wala!!

— 256

Nurse: Maam wag po kayo gumawa ng eskandalo dito, doon po kayo sa labas. Hehehe

Mild: TANGA KA BA?! DITO NAKA CONFINE BOYFRIEND KO ANONG WALANG OFF JUMPOL?!

Nurse: I’ve checked po maam si Sir Off po ay dinischarged na kanina pang 1 pm so technically wala na po siya dito

— 257

Mild: ANONG DINISCHARGED NA KANINA PAANO?! PAKICHECK NGA KUNG SINO SUMUNDO. ASAP!

Nurse: Uhmm Miss sorry po bawal po kasi magbigay ng private infos.

Mild: ANONG BAWAL?! IBIGAY MO O IDEDEMANDA KITA?

Nurse: Ay wag naman po. Si Mr. Gun Atthaphan sumundo kanina.

— 258

Mild: UGHHHH NAUNAHAN AKO NG SLAPSOIL NA YON AH! NINANAKAW NIYA TALAGA SA AKIN BOYFRIEND KO! KELANGAN KO NA KUMILOS AT GAWAN TO NG PARAAN. KINIDNAP NIYA SI OFF! HINDI AKO PWEDE MAGPATALO DON. IM QUEEN MILD AND I MUST ALWAYS WIN! GRRRRRRR! HUMANDA TALAGA SIYA!

— 259 “Hatdog”

— 260 “Super Bitch”

— 261 “Di mo sure”

— 262 “Momol?”

— 263

Gun: Kakadating ko lang di ka pa ba naliligo?

Off: Nahihirapan ako maligo eh.

Gun: Ewww di naliligo boyfriend ko tama ba yun?

Off: Eh kung paliguan mo na lang kaya ako?

Gun: Pag isipan ko muna.

— 264

Off: Kala ko ba pag iisipan mo muna?

Gun: Hehe marupok ako eh.

Off: Gusto mo lang makita abs ko eh hays.

Gun: Nasaan? Abs not found tabs pwede pa hahahaha

Off: Pag ako talaga nagka abs hahahaha baka araw araw ka maglaway

Gun: Asa hahaha

— 265

Gun: Wag ka magalaw di kita masabon ng maayos.

Off: Uhmmmm nakikiliti kasi ako.

Gun: Sinasabon kita hindi kinikiliti. Pero kung gusto mo pwede naman hahahaha

Off: Uhmmm Gun may sasabihin ako sayo wag ka magagalit ah?

Gun: Bakit? Ano ba yon?

— 266

Off: Uhmmm tinitigasan ako...

Gun: 😯😯😯

Off: Eto oh, gusto mo makita?

Gun: HOY! OFF BAT MO NILALABAS TITE MO?

Off: Papakita ko sayo na matigas na siya.

Gun: OKAY NA! NAKITA KO NA IPASOK MO NA ULI!

— 267

Off: Gusto mo hawakan? Pwede naman. 😈

Gun: HOY ANONG HAWAKAN GAGO KA TALAGA!

Off: Aray! Dahan dahan naman sa pag shampoo!

Gun: IPASOK MO MUNA ALAGA MO SA SHORTS MO!

Off: Gusto ko ikaw magpasok hehehe 😈

Gun: Wala ka ba kamay?

Off: Gusto ng alaga ko kamay mo hehehe

— 268

Off: Ayaw mo talaga? Nagtatampo na ako.

Gun: Ayoko balakajan.

Off: Mamaya? Dito ka tulog please? 😈

Gun: Ano na naman gagawin mo sa akin?

Off: May inorder akong posas sa shopee. Posas kita sa kama? G?

Gun: Hayup di ka nga makalakad ng maayos ipoposas mo pa ako.

— 269

Off: Edi ako nalang iposas mo? Hehe

Gun: Gago ang kinky mo!

Off: Miss ka na kasi ni Junnie boy.

Gun: Sino si Junnie boy?

Off: Pangalan ng junior ko hehe

Gun: HAYUP JUNNIE BOY AMPUTA! Oo na dito nako matutulog. Maglalaro kami ni Junnie Boy mo. 🤣

— 270 “Im very disappointed”

— 271 “There’s a lot you don’t know about Mild”

— 272 “Most powerful couple”

Note: Sorry guys salat sa update lately. For some reason I’ve been busy lately. Babawi talaga aq pramis labyuol. 💖

— 273 “Di nakatulog si Gun”

— 274 “Meet Vien...”

— 275 “An old friend is coming back”

Note: Sorry ngayon lang uli naka ud may nilakad kaming stuffs and all huhu

— 276
So akala mo si Mild lang problema mo sa Au na to? Think again hahaha

Meet Joss!
- Childhood Friend ni Gun
- Basketball Varsity
- First Kiss ni Gun
- May balak siya sa pag punta niya sa Manila
- Nag gygym laki katawan choke me daddy ganern
- Daddy 🤤

— 277
SHORT BACKSTORY:

Gun grew up sa Zambales with his childhood friend, Joss. Sabay sila lumaki mag kaklase since preschool to highschool bago mag dorm si Gun sa Manila.

Joss is Gun’s first kiss. They kissed once and after that they never really talked about it. Hmmmmmm

— 278 “Hmmmm Joss and Jumpol”

— 279 “Hindi daw siya seloso hmmp”

— 280 “Nathreatened si Off sa abs ni Joss”

— 281 “Team Siopao or Team Pandesal?”

Kaninong team ka quote tweet your answer hahahaha chawrot

— 282 “Sasama si Jumpol sumundo”

— 283 “Here comes Mild”

— 284 “Grounded”

— 285 “See you soon Manila, See you soon Gun”

— 286 “Joss is here”

— 287 “Panic mode Off Jumpol version”

— 288 “Aning aning si Jumpol”

Note: Sksksksks sorry ilang araw ako di nakapag update

— 289 “Pasipsip si Mild”

— 290 “dwende”

— 291 “Thats on periodt”

— 292 “Napa ha nalang si Gun sa gulat”

— 293 “Hatdog ko gusto mo?”

Note: Sorry isang week di nakapag update. Enrollment and other things came up. Bawi ako ng updates labyuol.

— 294 “Marupok sa baskeyball player si Jennie”

— 295 “Arm the espiya”

— 296 “Friday daw papakilala ni Gun si Joss kay Off”

— 297 “Boyfriend palang di pa asawa”

— 298 “Bilib nako sa shampoo ni Gun ang haba na talaga ng hair niya”

— 299 “Jumpol the gift dragon”

— 300 “Rawr”

— 301 “Advice ko lang sayo is simulan mo na mag panic”

Note: HENLO IM BACK SORRY SA ILANG BUWAN NA WALANG UPDATE 🤧🤧🤧

— 302 “Bh0xsZ jUmp0l m4t1k4s b3nt3kw4tr0 m4p4gm4h4l”

— 303 “Musta threesome”

— 304 “Face Off pala ihhh”

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