Thread by @UncleMthwithi

1/16 #NdebeleTwitter Nansi iThread yenu: Ressurection Attempt

Phela uMthwithi is a Jack of many trades. Ngapha ngu M.C Wabantu, ngale li Dombo For Hire, ngale ngu Director we Foundation kanasinga but this thread is about isayi lesifundisi. I know lijayele labana ababhowayo

2/16 So, one day, phakathi kobusuku, I receive a call. Ngangisayelusa inkomo zikababa, ngangcothuna ngaphendula ifoni. Phela isfundisi is a 24hr job. Ngizwe 'Mfundisi, unasikeni kasekho. Uthe engafa libuye lizomvusa'. Pheliyani ubuthongo. Laliyani itasika!

3/16 Ngajabula ngafa. Phela if a mzalwane calls you for a task it means uyakholwa ukuthi umfundisi wakhe uyasotha. I was happy to pray for isidumbu. Vele ibhayibhili liyakuvuma. Inkosi ayikuphi okungaphezu kwamandla akho. Ngazibona sengisithi 'Lazaro vuka'

4/16 Smoko manje, unlike oTwabaam labo Papa nasikeni angila mota. Libogcina abafundisi benu mani. So I call the family with instructions. Lingasusi isdumbu lapho ngize ngifike. Yes Papa. Lingabizi oNyaradzo benu. Yes Man of God. Ngiyabuya ekuseni. Amen Prophet. Ngawuz'umoya

5/16 Ngavuka ekuseni, ngageza, ngalunga, ngayabangena. I was feeling it ukuthi hayi lapha ngiblind. I felt like Major 25, Prophet, Papa, Apostle and even uNgwenya obhombayo. All in one! Wawubona nge Nayi Ie Walk ukuthi nangu umgcotshwa, iNceku

6/16 Fikiyani endlini okufele umuntu khona. Ama settings akhona Hayi mani! Sekulelembu elibomvu kudala. Omasamjuju sebepheka emlilweni. Umafona takes me to uAnti wakhe and introduces me. She gave me that mbungulu look angani ngizkakele. Asilandaba EsiAnti. Silande izozo

7/16 To my utter shock, am told isidumbu asisekho endlini. Sesithethwe ngabako Doves. Maa? Is that so? Ngahle ngabona ukuthi lapha akuladili lapha. Abalaleli abantu laba. My guy wokufona wangiqinisa. Papa I still believe. Nxa umfana engi bhiga kumele lami ngibhigeke

8/16 We then proceeded saqonda koDoves. Kodwa abantu bahamba bezifonelela izihlobo bebazisa ngemfa. I felt yeyiswad. How could they, mina ngisiyamvusa. We get there. Sicele ukubona isdumbu. For the why sona sibuye namuhla. Umfana athi Umfundisi uzosivusa. Doves guy is like Aaaah

9/16 Eventually, sihanjiswe emosha. Uvandemu manje aqalise ukuthi du du du. Yazi ngezwa ngiqhuqha izibunu, amajoint esiba weak. I didn't know what to expect. So ingqondo yangenza umfana omncane. But we have not been given the Spirit of fear. Ngaqunga iLiver

10/16 Awu Jesu! Basiphe isidumbu. umemba wako Doves athi usayawothamela ilanga phandle. Kuyaqanda emosha bojo. I could see him watching at an angle. I pray for the body. Ngithi ngiyambamba umuntu uwome kere. Ngaze ngamqoqoda to confirm. Ko ko ko. Libroiler. Yini le Father God?

11/16 Umemba wako Doves ungikhangele ngekhona yelihlo, fascinated. Kimi it's now mtshutshutshu. Ngenzeni. Ngimwothamelise ilanga ancibilike? Uyavuka njani umuntu efrozile. Ngicele iheater? Ngenzeni. Sengipaparika khathesi. Umafona athi I believe Papa! Hayi suka!

12/16 In the midst of it all, umemba kaDoves angene. Taps me ehlombe abuze, Bhudas liyake liyitshune inzem leyi? Bhudas ku Man of God? What kinda delela is this? I tell him, yizinto zami lezi. we speak things that are not as though they were. It will work you wont work. Simple!

13/16 Umember abuyele espothini sakhe ayekuthi kho! Vele he wants to see ukuthi kuyaphetha ngani. Ngapha umdala kamemba ofileyo laye sevalelisa umntanakhe. Pho mina ngithandazelani? Ngingedwa phela la. Kushubile. Ku tense. Ku wawu

14/16 Ngisathi ngiyathandaza thutshu umemba wako Doves. Eh bhudas, how far? Sevukile yini umafana? Hawu kodwa Jesu mntaka Maria lumuntu ungizwani kodwa. I cant concentrate. Pressure is too much. Yi customer service bani yonale vele

15/16 Umdala kamufi laye has lost patience. Athi kimi Mfundisi lokhu kuyehlula. Akumcelele kuphela indlela aye ezulwini. Ukufa yisikhathi. My god'emgodini. Sengicenta indlela? Woo nhai? I understood why abantu bexotshwa nxa kuvuswa umuntu. Bayakukhipha esimembeni

16/16 Eventually umuntu wako Doves athi Bhudi phumani lapha sizosebenza asilandanga ukuzodlala lapha! What kind kanti? Tail inbetween legs. Ngaphosa ngathengisa ibhayibhili. UJesu wangenela wangiduduza bojo.
Happy Sabbath!
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