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ZAPU SECRETARY GENERAL| Devolutionist| Nkomoist| Born Again| Human Rights Defender| Umalume Wabantu
Jan 13, 2021 17 tweets 3 min read
1. Chronicles of an Exiled Citizen
A thread

One thing that our people must be liberated from is fear. Fear of the known & unknown. Fear of the assumed. Generally, most of our people are both slaves and prisoners to fear. Fear rules us. Decisions we make are based on our fears 2. After the July 28 break-in at our home, alot of our people have distanced themselves from us. They feel that should it be known that they are related to us or connected to us, they will be vulnerable and the state will attack them in our stead
Oct 22, 2020 6 tweets 3 min read
1. After Dr Dumiso Dabengwa died and the family successfully snubbed a heroes acre burial as per his wishes and the presidency snubbed his funeral, many ZPRA cadres have made me custodian of their burial wishes via wills and commissioned statements... 2. They complain about how government ignores them in life, lets wallow in poverty and be harangued by hunger only to give them Grand Funerals. Dr Dabengwa used alot of his resources to assist them. After he passed on many have remained neglected
Sep 22, 2020 17 tweets 6 min read
#NdebeleTwitter herewith Season 2, Episode 1 of #UmnxebaWodumo.

My Hillside Experience

It all began when I met uGalvin. Sagidla sonke eMoray but yena yilezana ezazingaboni nex. So he tells me he is now a waiter. Phela bragging about jobs is the new ntenene bragging contest Image 2. Nxa sifika ku parking he gets into a very expensive car. Ngangenwa yingubhane madoda. This guy owayekopa Kimi ama Corrections is now driving this sexy thingumabob? Zimbabwe ilesono shame. My ego was sodomised I tell you. He saw it and said, don't worry call me. I can help you Image
Sep 2, 2020 13 tweets 6 min read
Herewith Thread 4 of my experiences #ChroniclesofHope

Thread 4: The Bad days.

Being in hiding is a game of mental strength and for those whose backbones are clad with iron. Especially those of us who want to go home and not to Europe
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#ZimbabweanLivesMatter Image 2. The 1st days are bad. Anxiety. Worry and concern over the well-being of the family. At some point I went for 4 straight days without eating, worried about my children. I just can't believe I can be this helpless and watch them bullied. A friend sent this about Cde Umile Image
Aug 30, 2020 10 tweets 3 min read
Herewith Thread 2 of My experiences #ChroniclesofHope
Thread 2: Temple Run, Ferret enablers.

So the guy who led the Ferret Team to my house is Tapiwa Moyo of Nkulumane. We have failed to get his photo but we will give infor that will enable all of us to look for his photo 2. This Tapiwa at one point was a member of Joice Mujuru's Party Zimbabwe People First. He wanted to be Bulawayo Province chair person and had a serious fued with one Esnath Bulayani over the post. He has been deployed to Spy on Jabulani Sibanda former War Veterans chair
Aug 30, 2020 21 tweets 9 min read
As promised herewith the thread about my experiences. #ChroniclesofHope
Thread 1: The Clouds Gather

It all started with a WhatsApp Chat below on the 1st of May. This is 2 months before the July 31 Demonstrations was announced. At this point nothing suggested that am in danger 2. Everything was normal in the Zim sense way. Somehow, this message confirmed with my spirit. Something was afoot in the horizon and God warned me through someone I least expected. I needed to start preparing for that fateful day
Aug 29, 2020 6 tweets 3 min read
Yesterday Marked 1 month since I went into hiding. I will tomorrow do 5 threads to share my experiences over the last month. I will also reveal the identity of one Ferret enabler. I have learnt to tell my story as a means to stay afloat
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#ZimbabweanLivesMatter Image There are days we are hopeful that a New Zimbabwe will come and we will go back home. Then there are days, like today, where I am overwhelmed, discouraged & Hopeless. As a Depression Survivor I get episodes and emotional rollercoasters Image
Aug 18, 2020 18 tweets 7 min read
1. #NdebeleTwitter Herewith Episode 8 of #UmnxebaWodumo enjoy 😂

Escape Sexcapade

Once it was established that your Favourite Malume is a Dark Force I knew I had to skip the country. So I left and headed for a village close to the border. The chief welcomed me kuhle sibili Image 2. The Chief advised that I stay okwamalanga till the Mkomana who knows amasotsha comes back. Phela Abadizeki nxa kungelamuntu obaziyo. So I had to wait and enjoy iHospitality yenduna and his 6 wives and his pretty Mabhobhodlwana. Bahle abantwana beNduna madoda Image
Aug 7, 2020 4 tweets 3 min read
MISSING PERSON ALERT: This is Noxolo Maphosa who has been missing since morning. She made a distress call that she is being followed at 1007hrs. Her phone has been off since. Family is really worried considering the volatile atmosphere Image She is a niece to Bulawayo Activist @JoeMzacaNgulube and was at home when alleged State (Ferret) broke into their home last week. We are not sure if there is a link between her disappearance and the incident Image
Aug 5, 2020 13 tweets 3 min read
A thread about my daughter who had a gun pointed at her at 6 weeks by suspected state Agents. I celebrate her today. I reflect and see I can't give up and let her down. She is my Wednesday Crush.
#ZimbabweanslivesMatter Image Like the pregnancies before, this one was problem free as far as we knew. The mother had no cravings except for amankanyanisi. She loathed Orange Juice which she previously loved and enjoyed. She also had mood swings. One moment she can't stand me the next she is clingy
Jul 29, 2020 4 tweets 3 min read
ABDUCTION ALERT!
Ottilia Sibanda has been abducted just now by a platz Toyota and a white Honda fit in Nkulumane on her way to work. She is a prominent activist who currently is out on bail pending appeal for allegedly burning of ZanuPF cars during the January 2019 Protest Image This is @JoeMzacaNgulube. At around 1am today the ZanuPF thugs raided his home looking for him. It's a sad day for democracy ImageImageImageImage
Jul 28, 2020 8 tweets 5 min read
At about 1238am today. Suspected state security agents broke into our home looking for #ZanupfMustGo Masks. They pointed a gun at 6 week old Wami in a bid to force her mother to reveal my whereabouts. @zenzele @SiphoMalunga @PacheduZW @Mathuthu @Mamoxn ImageImageImageImage I was not at home, thanks to intuition, tips by both Zanu and security agents who still have a conscience. Our surveillance team stationed close by saw the following. A white Toyota Bongo like one in pic with tinted windows. The only other Bongo we have seen before is AFD 2813 Image
Jul 21, 2020 17 tweets 7 min read
Herewith #NdebeleTwitter #UmnxebaWodumo
Episode 7

My Plumtree Experience

Umalume as some of you might not know, usebenza izinto ezinengi. He is a defender of the #Zimbabwe Constitution against the #2ndAmendment. So I was deployed ePram ukuyafundisa abadala. 2. Phela to make money ethe xaxa in these missions kumele uhlakaniphe. Instead of ukuyalala eOmadu, I decided ukucela indawo yokulala emzini Wabantu. Challenge, angazimuntu. Needed a solid plan. Ngenzenjani? I decided to wayawaya, oluzulayo ngoludobhayo bo Jo
Jul 11, 2020 15 tweets 6 min read
#NdebeleTwitter herewith #UmnxebaWodumo Episode 6

My Gwanda Experience

So I get a call that my cousin Spiro has died. Ngisegoli. Quickly I go to PowerHouse & gada okungamabhasi kwenu okutshiphileyo. Kuthwele ama Border Jumper lama dealer wodwa. Plus ku overloaded Image 2. Every Roadblock kuyamiswa. Sikhupha ama R20. Kuyafa. Impahla sihamba siyethula. Ogogo beMasvingo abadla wayawaya bahamba becela irecess every 20Km. 2 days sisendleleni. Kwafela eGwanda okuyibhasi. I get a call to sleepover in Gwanda bazangithatha ekuseni sesisiyangcwaba
Jul 4, 2020 13 tweets 6 min read
Episode 5 #UmxebaWodumo
Your Big Saturday Read #NdebeleTwitter

I2000 Lami uRobyn

Liyakhumbula uRobyn wokubamba iGearBox kaMthwithi ngale emaKharadini ku Episode 4? Afone phakathi kweviki athi uyaxolisa ngesiga sokimpampiswa ngu Toby. Ethi she wants to meet and make it up to me Image 2. You can imagine the excitement yokuthiwa they will make it up to me. My mind ran wild. Ngazitholela iKharadi bo Jo. She said mina I must just geza and look nice and be prepared to sleep out. Jo! Asikufara lokhu. Iviki yayinanayila kodwa yaze yafika iWoza Frayoyo yodumo Image
Jun 27, 2020 19 tweets 8 min read
Herewith Episode 4 of #NdebeleTwitter Big Saturday Read, #UmnxebaWodumo

Ukulobola iKharadi

As you are aware, UMthwithi is a Dombo 4 Hire. Ngake ngayalobola ikharadi eBarham Green. Bo Jo! Samiswa egedini for almost 2hrs. Gedi lakhona alila intercom futhi. Ilanga litshisa bhe Image 2.. After sesiphose sawela inkanda, thutshu isalukazi seKharadi. A bubbly granny I must say. Will call her Madea. She looked tipsy though and umthabo wakhe bordered around ukuba lizankanyana, just a bit. Kulomsebenzi lapha ku Madea. Clearly. She welcomed us warmly though Image
Jun 20, 2020 16 tweets 8 min read
#NdebeleTwitter herewith #UmnxebaWodumo Episode 3.
From Lokitshini to Mayadini

The change to emayadini imnandi bo Jo kodwa the differences are vast. Ama bustop akula bo bhampeni labo lapho ecina khona. I address yenkomponi can pass for a phone number emayadini
#ZanupfMustGo The worst for me was the changes eskolo. 1st day of school ngahle ngathola a nick name. My teacher did not know where Amaswazi Primary School is. She said kusemaguswini. Okungamasalala kwahle kwavele kwathi nginguMaguswini guy. Imagine!
Jun 18, 2020 12 tweets 4 min read
#Olwesithwitha is here... it's uMthwithi's platform to discus impilo lenhlalo yethu as #NdebeleTwitter every Wednesday.

Namuhla sikhangela umsebenzi we Zangelo/Izitemo. Ngiyazi inengi selingamakholwa lithi izangelo zimbi. Akusiqiniso. Ngizakuveza lokhu

#ZanupfMustGo Image Izangelo ziveza kabanzi usendo lomuntu lokuthi abantu bazalana njani. Yindlela yabokhokho bathi ukuthukuza usendo/Family Tree.
AbakoKhumalo be Zimbabwe kwezabo izangelo babiza ULobhengula kaMzilikazi kaMatshobana lo Gasa kaZikode kaMkhatshwa kaZimangele Image
Jun 15, 2020 8 tweets 5 min read
Amavuko #NdebeleTwitter. Pastor Mthwithi shares prayer points to Pray for Zim. The bible says we must pray for our leaders so that we live in peace. 1 Timothy 2 v 1-4. Good thing we are not told what to say in the prayer. We can solve our problems in prayer

#ZanupfMustGo Image Prayer Point 1: ZANU MUST GO

In Daniel a hand appeared and wrote a judgement in the palace. Today let's pray that THE HAND OF GOD may appear at State House and write #ZanupfMustGo Image
Jun 10, 2020 16 tweets 6 min read
#OLwesithitha
on this weekly Wednesday Thread, I share izinto ezehlukeneyo mayelana lempilo yethu #NdebeleTwitter Episode 1 looks at ILOBOLO esintwini. ONobhinzi laboNdumbayenkosi akubaphathanga kuhle ukulotsholwa ngegrosa. Yikho ngizachasisa. Use #OLwesithitha to RT & comment Image 2. Akumelanga sithandabuze ukukhalipha kwabadala. Konke ababekwenza kulomutsho. Isiko lokulobola akumelanga sileyise kodwa kumele silijulise sizigqaje ngalo. Isintu sakithi appreciates the life cycle of humans. Akula Black Tax bo Jo! Ilobolo lihle
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Jun 6, 2020 17 tweets 6 min read
1/16 #NdebeleTwitter Nansi iThread yenu: Ressurection Attempt

Phela uMthwithi is a Jack of many trades. Ngapha ngu M.C Wabantu, ngale li Dombo For Hire, ngale ngu Director we Foundation kanasinga but this thread is about isayi lesifundisi. I know lijayele labana ababhowayo Image 2/16 So, one day, phakathi kobusuku, I receive a call. Ngangisayelusa inkomo zikababa, ngangcothuna ngaphendula ifoni. Phela isfundisi is a 24hr job. Ngizwe 'Mfundisi, unasikeni kasekho. Uthe engafa libuye lizomvusa'. Pheliyani ubuthongo. Laliyani itasika! Image