#JFKJRRETURN is trending in the US because...wait for it...a fake JFK Jr. account got a bunch of smooth-brained #QAnon followers and freshly-bought bots to share it.
JFK Jr. is dead. You know it. I know it. #QAnon knows it. He died in a plane crash that wasn't a Hillary Clinton hit job, but pilot error. He hasn't been hiding in a bunker (we leave that to Donald Trump) and he's not Vincent Fusca. He's just dead. The end. #JFKJRRETURN
If you're waiting for JFK Jr., who has been dead since 1999, to ride in on a gleaming horse and fix all of your problems, then you need to examine your life and who you think your enemies are. At the very least, you either need to stop drinking, or drink much more. #JFKJRRETURN
Good god. Log off. Call your parents. If you don't have parents, call your kids. Call someone. Watch a movie. Read a book. Stare at grass. Maybe social media just isn't for you. Maybe it's not for anyone. #JFKJRRETURN
There is a deep divide in #QAnon over whether JFK Jr. is alive. These people don't debate whether Jordan could take LeBron one-on-one (yes) or whether Deep Space 9 is better than Voyager (again, yes), but whether a guy who's been dead for 21 years is *actually dead.* #JFKJRRETURN
The account behind #JFKJRRETURN already deleted itself. Not because Twitter or the CIA or whatever stopped it from posting "secret documents", but because the person behind it wants #QAnon followers to think so. Because they'll believe almost anything.
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