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Jun 10, 2020, 16 tweets

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on this weekly Wednesday Thread, I share izinto ezehlukeneyo mayelana lempilo yethu #NdebeleTwitter Episode 1 looks at ILOBOLO esintwini. ONobhinzi laboNdumbayenkosi akubaphathanga kuhle ukulotsholwa ngegrosa. Yikho ngizachasisa. Use #OLwesithitha to RT & comment

2. Akumelanga sithandabuze ukukhalipha kwabadala. Konke ababekwenza kulomutsho. Isiko lokulobola akumelanga sileyise kodwa kumele silijulise sizigqaje ngalo. Isintu sakithi appreciates the life cycle of humans. Akula Black Tax bo Jo! Ilobolo lihle
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3. Nxa uzakuya lobola kumele uhlele izinto zakho kuhle. Ungenzi ixubevange ngani yiZanu. Phela oginya iganu uyazazi ukuthi ngumanotsha ngale kumDVD. Kumele umuntu adinge idombo elazi isiko, futhi eliligabazi. Phela umlomo litshoba lokuziphingela

4. ISIVULAMLOMO. AmaKhalanga athi yiHhula Nlomo. Le yimali yakuqala ukubizwa. Asila mali yokungena egumeni. Ivulamlomo yimali yokuhlanganisa inkulumo lokuhlawula idale. Limali ibisela esetshenziswe ukulungiselela. Idliwa ngabaphatha inkulumo. Awukhalakhali lapha Jo!

5. UKANGAZIWE. Esikhalangeni sithi yiPiza Bukwe. Ukangaziwe yinkomo noma ezimbili. Le yinhlawulo yokudala ubuhlobo. Ibhadalwa ukuze umuntu aziwe ukuthi sengumkhwenyana. Uselemvumo yokungena egumeni

6. Ibala elithi mkhwenyana libizomuntu. Lakhiwe ngamabala amabili. Ukukhwela -impambosi yokwenza. Unyana - kutsho umntwanana oyintombazane. Umkhwenyana ngumkhweli unyana. Ukangaziwe yimvumo yokukhwela unyana bo Jo! Hatshi ukuphulazana ezimpampirikini

7. ILOBOLO esintwini zinkomo ezithoba minwemibili kumbe eziyisithuoha nxa uyisinothongwana. Lezi kazibhadalwa mhla kakangaziwe. Ziyabizwa zibhadalwe esikhathini esizayo ikakhulu nxa sekulabantwana egumeni. Kuzima ukudla ilobolo fune umasge yinyumba

8. Ilobolo litsho ukuthi njengoba selithethe umntanami obezangincedisa ngiphani okuzasala kungincedisa. Ilobolo yiLife Assurance kumbe ipentsheni yabazali. Nxa liyimali asomali yokuyibhubhuna yonke. Yisikhavangozi lesi ukuze abadala bangalambi kusasa.

9. INKOMO KAMAMA leyinkomo yokuthoba inhliziyo kanye ledlozi likamama elingathethelwayo lapha ekhaya. Unyoko uyakukhanula akondle kodwa ungumntanendoda. Esekondlile ususuka uyekwenye indoda. Ukuze idlozi likanyoko lingakwenzakalisi, uphiwa inkomo Elikanyoko lilolunya, alisozinini

10. IMPAHLA esintwini sakithi kulemhlangano thize abadala abayihambayo. Kumele babukeke nxa bekhonale. Yiwo umsebenzi wempahla lezi. Amasudu osigaxo ongowane osikali ozicathulo osambuleni lokunye okunjalo. Unyoko abelinina uyihlo ngumnumzana

11. Phela uyihlo lonyoko sebengathutsha kwenuzala bezobona osebele babo beyabuzela nxa impahla ingekho.Nxa bekudinga baqala bayekojaha wakho. Kulapho abazatshelwa khona ukuthi sebathutha, sebaya le, sebele. Yikho okuvela ibala elithi sebele

12. Thina asilagrosari kumbe ama food hamper elobolweni. Lokhu yikho obekuhlolozela iCorona. Khangelani sonke sesiphiwa amaHamper. Lingakwenzi lokhu bantu besintwini. Kuyasilulaza. Umuntu wemzini uyafidwa bo Jo! Kabhadaliswa ukudla azakudla

13 IMITHA nxa uthatha iReturning Soldier, umuntu oseke wazala uyephulelwa ilobolo ngenkomo loba ezimbili. Mhla uqhutshwa uyihlokazi ufika abhadale umkakho imali noma isifuyo sokuhlenga ibizo. Lokhu kungoba umkakho abangaziyo bangambiza ngebizo lomntanakho. Kungadala lelo phutha

14. ISIPHETHO nxa sekuphelile konke, sulobole waqeda, izihlobo ziyabuthana umkhwenyana acolwe. Esikhalangeni kukhutshwa imbuzi ethiwa yimhaladza bakalabgwa. Le itsho ukuchitheka kwedale. Abadala abaseyi kubuthana ngodaba lwenu

15. ICOVID ingaphela liyatshada. Lidinge uM.C ozwayo. Lenze indumezweni yomtshado. Ukhona uM.C Wabantu, uHash Wabantu owaziwa ngokuthi nguMthwithi. Nxa ungela Dombo uyakwanisa ukumtheza abe ngu Uncle Mthwithi.

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