THE 20 SACRED BRO CODES 👌
1. A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro.
2. A Bro never cries.
3. A Bro always has a condom in his wallet.
4. A Bro never wears pink underwear.
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5. If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.
6. A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call or text.
7. It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro’s Ex.
8. Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.
9. A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.
10. A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom.
11. A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday.
12. A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.
13. Bros don’t break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothes has been pulled off.
14. All conversations between Bros are subject to “Bro to Bro confidentiality”.
15. A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.
16. If you catch your Bro’s partner cheating, you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise.
17. If you catch Bro cheating on his partner, remember it's not your business.
18. A Bro shall leave watever he's doing and run to help his Bro dump a Chick
19. When your bro needs a wingman, you are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when needed. This is not negotiable!
20: Bros before Hoes unless Hoes got no clothes on then bro can wait.
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👉Bros don’t RAPE!!! #SayNoToRape🙏
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