The Journey of a thousand miles begins with having a place to go to. Or do you want to just up and go without a place in mind?
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with proper packing. Create a checklist. What do you mean you forgot your boxers?
The #journeyofathousandmiles has to have a purpose. What are you going to do there? Why are you going there? Who are you going there to see? When are you going there?
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with enough money. You get? No? So, where do you think you're going to?
The journey of a thousand miles begins telling your loved ones where you're going to. Don't gaan loss. I won't do hashtag and retweet.
The journey of a thousand miles begins carrying enough foodstuff for your hosts. Don't go and eat all they have and still ask for transport fare
The journey of a thousand miles begins with emptying the refrigerator, turning off the lights, shutting off the taps, locking your doors and windows, making sure your nosey neighbours don't know you're out.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a travelling companion. Nothing cuts shut a long trip like a great gist partner or book.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with good earphones, so, the person next to you can shut up and not attempt to start a conversation.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a fully charged phone, data and a 50,000 mAH power bank. Candy Crush, movies, and music. And you'll need your host to know you've arrived.
Not stand by the roadside and ask strangers to "borrow" you their phone so you can make a call.
The #journeyofathousandmiles is not advisable for now. Stay in your house. Rona is still out and about.
The journey of a thousand miles is👏🏾 not👏🏾 necessary👏🏾 right 👏🏾now👏🏾! Look how you made me say it twice. You no dey hear word!
The journey of a thousand miles begins with getting to the airport on time. Not ten minutes to departure and crying like egbere, disturbing your ancestors because check-in has ended.
The #journeyofathousandmiles begins with getting to the bus park on time, to choose a seat.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with emptying your stomach. Yes, purge. Don't eat hot beans. Don't eat eggs. Don't buy everything sold by the road.
Not every time, "Driver, I want to piss," and sweating blood because of stubborn shit. Else, the journey go tire you and us.
The #journeyofathousandmiles is not by force. If you do only a hundred miles, will you die?
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The journey of a thousand miles is not complete until one mummy or uncle has prayed, preached, and collected "whatever God has laid in your heart to give to the ministry."
Okay, I've run out of stuff to write 😁.
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