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Occasional contributor to @livefist, @newslaundry, @swarajyamag. Distinguished (Armch)air Marshal. Board-certified sasta dalal. Acclaimed sucker of gora toes.

Jul 24, 2020, 9 tweets

I have a small joke on @Firezstarter1, but I don’t have the time to write a 600-tweet thread referencing multiple sources.

I️ have a joke on @ShaunakSA. I’ll send you a Telegram message and invite you to a Teams chat to discuss. Following which, we may post it to Substack.

I️ have a joke on Man Aman Chinna, and it’s so simple that even an NCO would get it.

Sources say that I have 300,000 jokes on Ajai Shukla.

I️f I️ was Ertugrul, I️ would’ve made a joke in SchahIED.

I️ tried to make a joke on @detresfa_, but he managed to spot it via satellite and exposed my punchline before I️ could tell it.

I️ have a joke on @somnath1978, but it’s an old chestnut.

I️ have a chankian joke on Bharat Rakshak that would strike right at its jaguar vein, but I’m too SDRE to pick a fight with a TFTA Internet forum. My Lahori Logic would be exposed for all to see and I️ would have to pay for my tactical brilliance by skiing downhill.

I don’t mind foreigners joking about my country; my only demand is that they build some India-Specific Enhancements into their humor.

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