Good news!
You have a BILLION dollars. Cash. Taxes paid.
(Big day at the tracks.)
But the world is ending in 10 years and it will all be gone.
We won’t consider charities yet.
So... How could you spend that $?
1/
P.P.S. You already own three homes so... in the ensuing years, you would save about $90 million in real estate from your budget since you don’t need to buy it again. Savings!
@onalius P.S. Just about done with this little sidetrack. It’s not the point and you’re being obtuse for shits and giggles and I have to go visit my money...
... er, mom.
@onalius Add another $150 million to the expenses column.
NOW you only have $600 million in cash left.
Holy fuck. How will you get by?!
I’m not planning my estate dude. I’m spending the cash.
P.P.P.S. Since points become obsconded by literal bean counters, I’m adding $150mil to the expense column. Now, you only have $600mil left... liquid. Sorry.
Fuck every troll of every kind.
This is ONE billion. How about 50 when 10s of millions of children are food insecure?
@o3tker @Mellebore ... anywhere near their fair share of taxes.
Our infrastructure is crumbling.
Corruption has clearly taken over our system of government even DESPITE the brilliance of our constitution....
@o3tker @Mellebore A 2 income family cannot pay past THIS WEEK and certainly will be bankrupted by any financial or medical emergency.
Our education, nutrition & morality is hanging by a thread.
The majority of our people cannot pay for the basics & many are food insecure. They will take ANY job.
@o3tker @Mellebore The system breaks when billionaires don’t contribute in taxes and keep it off shore.
They owe it to the country that’s made them wealthy.
They owe it to the workers who made them wealthy.
They owe it. They didn’t earn it. The system earned it.
@o3tker @Mellebore You have been very reasonable but so persistent & I tuned out. Sorry for being rude. But our country needs big structural changes &, no offense, I live here & you live there.
I need my point to be heard. You make the changes where you are & we’ll work for a fairer world.
P.P.P.P.S. Goddamn some people want to prove they took Econ 202 or some shit. I DGAF.
HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH?
ANSWER. $1,000,000,001.
It’s nearly a trillion bucks for these friggin oxygen thieves.
cbsnews.com/amp/news/billi…
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BREAKING:
$99 per trading card. Up to $100? $500?
$10,000.
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