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A swarthy, sinister, yet likable villain. Dr.Fitzgibbons - PAINKILLER EuphoriaHBO Free Tacos #EndCitizensUnited #GirlDad
Jul 24, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
If you were to tell 2020 John the Tesla Baby would buy perhaps the most powerful & informative communication platform in the world & radically, deliberately chip away at its effectiveness & authenticity solely to make it unusable… …seemingly because some larger, tyrannical, governmental, global interests wanted it dead in order to stave off the clear, impending revolutions of its disenchanted & furious people for their oligarchic atrocities, I’d have scoffed. That would be a shitty movie.
Jul 2, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
One of the major benefits of Twitter is this:
I need information. I have the Internet. And I have a dozen truly trusted, wise friends. When I have questions, I’m looking for someone I trust for advice. I want to hear from someone with experience on the questions that I have. I could call 3 or 4 or 5 of these trustees & get a consensus from people I know. Or I could ask 70,000 people & get a pretty good sampling of experience while getting a pretty good sense of who’s a nut job & who isn’t & I can make an informed decision.
May 14, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
Since she introduced me to this product 50 years ago:
Lemon curd for my Aunt Mary’s 100th birthday. Image 3 lemons
1 1/2 cups sugar
1/4 pound unsalted butter, room temperature
4 eggs (jumbo)
1/2 cup lemon juice (3 to 5 lemons)
1/8 teaspoon salt
Oct 8, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
I went looking for this.
❤️ That’s the chillest dude in the world in the driver’s seat. 😅
Oct 8, 2022 7 tweets 1 min read
If I hear one more semi-well off stupid motherfucker tell me we can’t raise MINIMUM WAGE BECAUSE MCDONALDS WILL CHARGE $20 FOR LUNCH I WILL LOSE MY SHIT.

First of all:
Fuck McDonald’s. And their food. It’s bad for us & already overpriced.
Minimum wage at $20 is STILL UNLIVABLE. Secondly. THE COST OF EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN JACKED BY UNBRIDLED CORPORATE GREED. They still don’t pay a living wage and yet they’re entitled to RECORD FUCKING PROFITS?!
Fuck that.
Sep 7, 2021 181 tweets 20 min read
I just started my first ever Downton Abbey and I’m concerned John Bates will not be able to handle all those stairs. I couldn’t understand anything they were saying and then I realized it’s in English.
Aug 31, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Americans. Let’s do something. Let’s slice off a hunk of the defense budget and with it… feed, house, educate and CARE FOR THE HEALTH of our people. If we can envision tens of billions of inflated costs—wasted, lost, pissedaway dollars— goin to the people instead of the filthy war mongers & politicians in the grip of the military industrial complex…
we would be on our way to a better, cleaner, happier, more peaceful Earth.❤️
Aug 15, 2021 12 tweets 3 min read
Been in Toronto for 2 weeks. Every single Canadian I talk to I ask about healthcare. Each & every one of them LOVES it even if they have to wait for elective procedures.
Know why?!
Because it’s:
•NOT TIED TO EMPLOYMENT
•FREE
•EXCELLENT SERVICE
•DOES NOT BANKRUPT THEM
•HUMANE O, dear American friends. Tell us your healthcare provider love stories. (I’ll explain why you don’t know what you’re taking about)
Aug 14, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
I don’t trust doctors or big Pharma there is no way I’m getting the vaccine right now my husband and I are sick as dogs so we’re going to urgentcare to get some remdesivir just in case then to the movies Lemme try to get ahead of this:
*you’re
Aug 13, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
She’s ME
but if I had brains. 🙌🏽🏆 Watch all three in this thread. Share. I love her. Class dismissed.
Jul 10, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
Wealth disparity works in nasty ways on big issues that skew equity that the wealthiest can not even begin to process. Education is critical.
We all agree.
But… the question for all parents is how to send a child to private school or live in an area where public is exceptional and then to send that same child to college locally or get the pick of the litter of the world’s great universities.
Jun 22, 2021 24 tweets 4 min read
America has a poverty problem. So in 2017, why did Senate leadership vote for a GIGANTIC TAX BREAK for the wealthiest Americans at a time when they LEAST needed it while America’s people suffered as poverty levels rose through the roof? (Stealing from @profwolff on @jimmy_dore.) When wealth disparity threatened to cause civil unrest, FDR made the bold move of hiring all the unemployed Americans & PAID THEM a fair wage to work.

He demanded the wealthiest Americans give some blood to avoid ruin.
Dec 24, 2020 8 tweets 2 min read
2020 XMAS SEASON
PRO TRAVEL TIP:

DON’T. I kid. But seriously.

Ya know how covid has been this thing where it’s either hitting you and your circle or it’s not... really?

Or... it’s a hoax?

Well... it’s not that.
It’s all around us.
It’s picking up speed.
Jul 25, 2020 13 tweets 2 min read
Good news!
You have a BILLION dollars. Cash. Taxes paid.
(Big day at the tracks.)

But the world is ending in 10 years and it will all be gone.
We won’t consider charities yet.

So... How could you spend that $?
1/
P.P.S. You already own three homes so... in the ensuing years, you would save about $90 million in real estate from your budget since you don’t need to buy it again. Savings!
Jul 22, 2020 38 tweets 9 min read
Justin Amash? Nah. Can’t have it all ways.
Vote instead for @HillaryScholten. I want Joni Ernst gone. In fact, fuck Joni Ernst.
Vote instead for sentient being @GreenfieldIowa.
Jul 21, 2020 7 tweets 2 min read
Learn. Their. Names.
I want Mitch McConnell gone.
I want Lindsey Graham gone.
I want Ted Cruz gone.
I want Devin Nunes gone.
I want Chuck Grassley gone.
I want Jim Jordan gone.
I want Matt Gaetz gone.
I want Marco Rubio gone.
I want the whole Trump Crime family & enablers gone. I want Susan Collins gone.
I want Doug Collins gone.
I want Martha McSally gone.
I want Joni Ernst gone.
I want Jim Inhofe gone.
I want Clay Higgins gone.
I want Rand Paul gone.
I want Paul Ryan to stay away.
I want Ronna McDaniel gone.
I want Liz Cheney gone.
Mar 14, 2020 8 tweets 2 min read
I had already been dismayed at the state of humanity in the world and, further, by the shit show 5 years of our own American behavior.
I thought we’d seen the bottom.
But people, not only is the ENTIRE WORLD in a crisis... an actual health crisis. We’re in crisis of humanity. Go ahead and worship this breathy orange dictator who does ‘not take responsibility at all’. I don’t give a fuck anymore. We’re soon to be done with him and you’ll need to live in the dark recesses again. Fine by me.